片名：《梦想情景》
爸 爸 Dad, Dad.
没事 宝贝 It's okay, sweetie.
爸 爸 救救我 Dad, Dad. help me!
爸 救救我 Dad, please help me!
快救救我 求你了 Please help me, please!
然后 嗯 我... And, um, I guess...
是的 然后我就醒了 Yeah, and then I woke up.
为什么我会无动于衷 Why didn't I do anything?
我不知道 I don't know.
这好像是第 三次了 It's like the third time now.
为什么我总是袖手旁观 Why am I always just standing there?
保罗 别让她对自己的梦感到内疚 Don't make her feel guilty about her dreams, Paul.
你不会那样看我吧 You don't see me that way, right?
你知道我在现实中不会是那种反应 That's not how you think I'd react in real life.
我现实里飘起来过吗 If I was floating?
你还记得你那次差点淹死吗 Do you remember that time you almost drowned?
我跑得多快啊 How fast I reacted.
她那时才四岁 She was four.
我记得你跟我说过 I remember you telling me about it.
- 再见 -汉娜 Bye. Hannah!
记住你今晚必须在家陪苏菲 Remember you have to stay home with Sophie tonight.
不 明晚才需要 N0, that's tomorrow night.
不 演出就在今晚 一直都是今晚 N0, the play is tonight. It was always tonight.
她就不能独自待几个小时吗 Really, she can't be alone for, like, a few hours?
我不介意 I don't mind.
你已经答应了的 You already agreed to this.
行吧 好 再见 Okay, fine. Bye.
那我是直接去那找你 还是... So, should I just meet you there, or...
可能是吧 Yeah, probably.
我不知道要和希拉待多久 所以... I'm not sure how long it'll take With Sheila, so...
-你紧张吗 -不紧张 Are you nervous? No, not really.
我...我觉得不会有问题 I... I think it'll be good.
我想她会理解的 I think she'll understand,
可能还会道歉 就这样 hopefully apologize and that'll be that.
你能录下来吗 Can you record it?
-你说真的吗 -是的 Are you serious? Yeah.
用你的手机录音 Just the audio on your phone.
我想听听她的反应 I want to hear how she reacts.
哇哦 Oh, wow.
报复心太强了 珍妮特 So vindictive, Janet.
我会考虑的 Yeah, I'll think about it.
你该走了 不然要迟到了 But you should go, you're gonna be late.
不会的 No, l'll be fine.
-祝你愉快 -你也是 Have a good one. You, too.
说起适应性策略 So, When talking about adaptive strategies,
为 什么斑马 会长成这样子 Why does the zebra look the way it does?
你隔着几英里都能发现它 You can spot it miles away,
所以不是很实用 对吧 so it's not very functional, right?
有谁能说说黑白条纹 Any theory on how the black and white stripes
有什么好处吗 could be a benefit?
没人吗 NO 0ne?
据我们所知 From what we know,
这种保护色并不能使其有效融入环境 the camouflage isn't effective in terms of blending in with the environment
但能有效融入种群 Rather, it's about blending in with the herd.
捕食者需要锁定它们的猎物 You see, predators need to identify their prey.
它们不可能攻击整个种群 They can't just attack the whole group.
所以如果你伸出头 So, if you stick your head out,
你就会成为目标 you make yourself a target.
-是的 -都懂了吗 Yeah. Does that make sense?
嗨 嘿 专心点 Hi. Hey, focus.
-是这样的吗 -不 现在不一样了 Is this how it went? No, it's different now.
你想不想和全班分享一下你们的悄悄话 Do you want to share your discussion with the class?
对不起 不想 Sorry. No.
好的 因为你在不该讲话的时候讲话 Okay, because you just made yourselves a target
所以你成为了目标 by speaking when you weren't supposed to.
你懂这个类比吗 You get the analogy?
我憧这个类比 I get the analogy.
很好 所以相比之下 Okay, good. So, in contrast,
有没有人能想 出 can anyone think of instances
突出也可以是一种进化优势的例子 where sticking out can be an evolutionary benefit?
-请讲 -交配 Yes. Uh, mating?
交配 Mating.
欢迎光临马德雷餐厅 Welcome to Madre.
你好 我订了位子 保罗 Hi, I have a table, for Paul.
怎么了 What?
抱歉 我是不是认识你 I'm sorry, don't I know you?
我不知道 你认识吗 I don't know, do you?
嗯 我 . . . Yeah, I...
可能在奥斯勒大学见过 我是...我是那里的教授 Well, Osler, maybe. I'm... I'm a professor there.
不可能 我没去过那里 No. No, I didn't go there.
-你最近有来吃过饭吗 -没有 Have you been with us lately? N0.
好吧 抱歉 我只是... Yeah. Okay, uh, Sorry. I'm just...
有种似曾相识的感觉 some major deja vu or...
-布莱恩 是吗 -保罗 Brian, right? Paul.
嗨 保罗 Hi, Paul.
真高兴见到你 Oh, it's so nice to see you.
是啊 好久不见 希拉 Yeah, it's been too long, Sheila.
我都快认不出你了 I barely recognized you. wow.
真的吗 可能是因为胡子 Oh, yeah? The beard maybe?
不 是整个人 你懂的... No, it's the whole, you know...
你要在城里待多久 So, how long are you in town for?
就几天 去看我哥哥 Just a few days, visiting my brother.
你过得怎么样 How's everything with you?
-还在奥斯勒大学吗 -是的 You're sti‖ at Osler, right? Yeah, I am.
我听说你又要发表一篇论文 And you're publishing another paper, I heard.
是的 我们目前在做最后的修改 Oh, yeah, uh, we're just doing final revisions now.
看起来还行 So, it's... it's looking good.
你要在哪里发表 哪本刊物 Where'd you end up? Which publication?
呃 我们要不要看看菜单 Uh, do you want to... Should we look at the menu?
好的 所以是哪本刊物 Yeah, Which publication, though?
嗯 《自然》 Uh, Nature.
《自然》 Uh, Nature.
对 我们对此很高兴 Yeah. We're happy about that.
很久没这样了 所以很开心 I mean, it's been a while, so, yeah.
你怎么不联系我 Why haven't you contacted me?
-啥 -为什么没署我的名字 What? Why am I not being credited?
什么意思 What do you mean?
拜托 群体智慧 Oh, come on, swarm intelligence?
蚁群算法 Ant colony algorithms?
对 Yeah.
听上去很像我现在的研究 ounds awfully similar to my research now.
嗯，我... 你是说读研时开始的研究吗 Well, I... Do you mean from grad school?
对 你那个时候 Yes. You Weren't even interested
甚至对网络没兴趣 in networks back then.
你一直在谈论衰老 You were all about senescence.
是的 我在过去的30年里 Yes, I... I... I mean, I've expanded my interests
拓展了我的兴趣 over the last 30 years.
你在用 "蚁智 " 这个词吗 你知道这词是我创造的吧 Are you using "antelligence"? You know I coined that, right?
我没有用 "蚁智 ” I'm not using "antelligence."
谈论一个想法和 动手做完研究 Look, there's a big difference between talking about an idea
有很大的区别 and actually doing all the work.
不不 我一直在研究 我还写了本书 N0, no, I've been working. I've got a book.
哦 你有出版商吗 Uh, do you have a publisher?
嗯 我...我想完成之后再拿出来问世 Well, I... I want to finish it before I take it out.
我不想受任何公司议程的影响 I don't want to be in?uenced by any sort of corporate agenda.
-我能看看草稿吗 或者... -哦 为什么？ Can I read a draft, or... Oh, Why?
-你还想白嫖素材吗？ -哦 拜托 保罗 Do you need more material? Oh, come on, Paul.
我们都成熟点吧 Let's be adults here.
你写了多久 How far along are you?
嗯 我还没有真正坐下来 Well, I haven't really started the actual sitting down
开始写 但... and writing portion of it yet, but...
这毁了我的一切 希拉 So, this kind of ruins everything for me, Sheila.
你这完全就是剽窃... It's just a complete appropriation. I mean...
你就不能给我署名吗 Can you at least just credit me?
老老实实当个教授没什么不好 保罗 There's nothing wrong with just being a professor, PauL
你不必也同时当一名研究员 You don't need to be a researcher, too.
求你了 希拉 我很需要这个 Please, Sheila. I need this.
-保罗 -珍 Paul. -Jan.
-嗨 -你买到票了吗 -Hi. -You got the tickets?
是的 怎么样了 Yeah. How'd it go?
你是指希拉的事吗 What, oh, you mean with Sheila?
对 Yeah.
是的 嗯 对 这是个技术问题 Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, it's technicaL
她憧了我的意思 I mean, she totally saw my argument,
但我们还没有完全解决问题 but we didn't fully, you know, resolve it yet.
真的吗 那接下来怎么办 Rea‖y? So, What's next?
我会想办法的 I'll figure it out.
好的 她有辩驳吗 Okat. Well, was she defensive?
-你录音了吗 -没有 Did you record it? No, no.
感觉这样有点不道德 It kind of felt, you know, unethical or whatever.
-你要进去吗 -要 You want to go inside? Yeah.
保罗 保罗 Paul. Paul.
啊 真的是你 Ah! I thought that was you.
-克莱尔 -对 Claire? Yeah.
嗨 我的天啊 Hi, my God.
见到你真是太好了 Oh, it's so good to see you.
你刚看完演出吗 You just saw the play?
是的 当然了 Duh, yeah. Of course.
-这是我夫人 珍妮特 -你好 This is my wife, Janet. Oh, hi.
-你好 -我是克莱尔 Hi. I'm Claire.
-我是珍妮特 -你们什么时候结的婚 Hello, Janet. When did you get married?
哦 哇 我想想 嗯 差不多... Oh, wow. That's about, Well, let's see...
-15年 -对 15年前 15 years. Yeah, 15 years ago.
我真高兴碰到你 I'm so glad I ran into you.
我最近一直在想你 You've been on my mind a lot lately.
不好意思 你们是怎么认识的 I'm sorry. How do you two know each other?
哦 嗯 我和克莱尔以前约过会 Oh, well, Claire and I used to date.
是的 Yeah.
很狂野吧 Wild right?
话说回来 我最近一直想起你 Anyway, you've been on my mind recently.
是吗 我 嗯...我很久没想过你了 Yeah? I, uh... I haven't thought about you in a while.
好吧 很高兴知道 Okay. Good to know, I guess.
总之 我之所以想起你 Anyway, the reason that you've been on my mind
是因为你一直出现在我梦里 is because you keep popping up in my dreams.
-真的吗 -真的 Really? Yeah.
最近几周梦到了很多次 Like, a lot in the last few weeks.
很奇怪 It's so strange.
你什么都没做 只是出现在那里 You don't do anything. You're just there,
即使那个梦与你亳不相干 even if the dream's completely unrelated to you.
比如那天晚上 Like the other night,
我的一个好朋友躺在路上 a good friend of mine was lying in the street,
被车撞了 血流不止 在我怀里奄奄一息 hít by a car, bleeding, dying in my arms, right?
当然...这是在梦里 And then...this is just in the dream, of course.
你不知从哪冒出来的 And out of nowhere
突然出现 慢悠悠地走过 there you are, just strolling by.
哇 我是... 嗯 我的意思 这也太奇怪了 Wow. I'm... Well, I mean, that is so strange.
就这样 我完全不管不问 我...我见死不救 So, I don't intervene at all? I... I don't help out?
你还是老样子吗 You're still doing that?
-什么 - 自取其辱 What? Searching for the insult.
不 你什么都不做 但我又没怪你 No, you don't do anything, but it's not like I blame you.
我只是想说我的心理医生 I was just gonna say that my therapist
建议我联系下你 suggested that I reach out.
也许我和你需要说清楚一些问题 That maybe you and I need to sort something out,
一些潜意识里的问题 you know, subconsciously.
你早知道他在这里吗 Did... did you know he was here?
不 不 不 我只是碰巧看到你们 N0, no, no, I just happened to see you guys,
就像冥冥之中自有天意 Whích feels like a sign, you know, synchronicity.
好吧 好吧 是的 Okay. Okay. Yeah.
我们能喝杯咖啡什么的吗 Do you think we can grab a coffee or something?
就叙叙旧之类的 You know, just catch up and stuff?
当然 我们可以 没问题 有何不可昵 Yeah, We... We can do that. Sure, Why not?
我的意思 你知道... I mean, you know...
我能记下你的号码吗 Should I take your number?
-行 -好的 Okay, yeah. Okay.
输下你的号码 Put your number in there.
-你喜欢这个演出吗 -喜欢 Did you like the play? I did, yeah. Yeah.
什么 你改姓了吗 What, you changed your last name?
对 我改和她姓了 我们认为... Yeah, I took hers. We thought it was...
我认为这很合适 我想改 I thought it was appropriate. I wanted to.
好吧 Right.
你为什么脸红 Why'd you get all red?
嗯 我只是被这情况吓了一跳 Well, I was just taken aback by the whole situation.
如果某个前男友偶遇了你 Wouldn't you react the same
你不会有同样的反应吗 if some old boyfriend just cornered you like that?
我觉得我不会变成说话结巴的笨蛋 I don't think I'd turn into a stuttering fool.
我没有结结巴巴 I don't think I was stuttering.
她似平真的很高兴见到你 She seemed rea‖y happy to see you.
嗯 是 但那是因为... 因为那些梦 Well, yeah, but not becaum It's because of these dreams.
你为什么要替她说话 Why are you defending her?
你现在是想和我吵架吗 Are you just trying to pick a fight with me right now?
不 我只是担心我不在的时候 N0, I'm just nervous what this woman will do to you
-这女人会对你图谋不轨 -对我图谋不轨 when I'm not there. Do to me?
她会对我做什么 What's she gonna do to me?
扑倒我吗 Jump me?
你为什么问 她结婚没有 Why did you ask if she was married?
我只是在聊天 I was making conversation.
好吧 也许我有点夸张了 Okay. Well, maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit,
但要说我不担心 肯定是假的 but l Would be lying if I said I wasn't worried at all.
有道理 That's fair.
但我只是要和她喝杯咖啡 仅此而已 But I'm just meeting her for c0ffee, that's it.
我爱你 I love you.
你有没有幻想过其他女人 Have you ever fantasized about other women?
是的 当然 我有 Yeah, of course, I have.
-但从没出轨吗 -天呐 珍妮特 But never cheated? Oh, my God, Janet
你真觉得我有这个魅力吗 Do you really think I'm that cool?
你觉得我能承受 Do you think I could handle.
外遇带来的情感负担吗 the emotional burden of having an affair?
不觉得 你说得对 No. No, you're right.
别让你的神经质控制了你 Just try not to Iet your neuroticism hijack you.
哦 拜托 别再扯性别心理学了 Oh, come on. Not the gender psychology bullshit again.
我们都知道你的神经质得分高 ( 容易偏激 ) We both know you score high in neuroticism.
最好是接受并认真对待它 It's best to just own it and be pragmatic about it.
是的 嗯 你的“混蛋质” 得分高 Yeah. Well, you score high in, uh, in... "assholeness."
我的 "混蛋质” 得分高？ I... I score high in "assholeness"?
对 所以接受并认真对待它吧 Yeah. So, just own it. Be pragmatic about it.
这样吧 How about this?
我和她见面时 我会保持很正式的样子 I‘ll keep very formal when I meet her.
我笑都不笑一下 I won't even smile.
-她也许会喜欢 -什么 She might like that. What?
-她也许会喜欢 -哦 不 She might Iike that. Oh, no.
对 这--- Yeah, it's just so...
这太强烈了 你知道吗 Well, it's just so intense, you know?
我通常不会记得我的梦 And I usually don't even remember my dreams.
哇 我...我觉得我想为那样闯入你的脑袋 Wow. I... I feel like I want to apologize
而道歉 for barging into your head Iike that.
没关系 这蛮有趣的 No, it's okay. It's just funny, you know?
总之很感谢你来见我 AnyWay, thanks for meeting me.
不客气 Of course.
呃 其实 嗯... Um, there's actually, um...
我想问你点事 there's something I want to ask you.
-哦 是吗 -嗯 Oh, yeah? Mmhmm.
什么事 What?
我可以写这件事吗 Would it be okay if I wrote about this?
什么意思 用什么方式 What do you mean? In... in what way?
我为 《新调查》 杂志撰稿 Well, I write for this magazine called The New Inquiry.
真的吗 你在出版文章 Rea‖y? You're publishing?
只是在线上 It's just online.
更像一个博客 没啥人看 lt's more like a blog. Nobody rea‖y reads it.
你写的什么内容 What... what sort of stuff do you write about?
主要是心理学 荣格心理类型之类的 Mostly psychology. Jungian stuff.
-哦 -好的 Oh. Yeah, okay.
我就知道你会对此嗤之以鼻 I knew you'd scoff at that.
抱歉 我不是故意的 Sorry, I didn't mean to.
什么 你想写我吗 What, you want to write about me?
不 我想写这些梦 N0, I Want to write about the dreams.
写你的随机出现 About randomly seeing you, just that.
这很贴合我的主题内容 lt's just... it's just very on brand from what I do.
好啊 只要你不把我描写成 I mean, yeah, if you don't portray me
一个不称职的废柴 就像你梦里的那样 as this inadequate loser, like in your dreams.
你肯定觉得严重受辱了 You're seriously insulted.
不 当然没有 我开玩笑的 No, of course not. I'm joking.
所以 你不会介意 So, you'd be okay with it?
一不会 你写吧 一太好了 Yes. Yeah. Go ahead. Yes.
谢谢你 Thank you. Yes.
-怎么了 -没事 What? No, it's...
只是我老婆怀疑你别有用心 just my wife suspected you had ulterior motives.
比如什么 Like what?
嗯 比如你对我余情未了 Well, that you sti‖ had feelings for me,
你还想念我 that you míssed me.
等等 当真吗 Wait... rea‖y?
太搞笑了 她怎么会这么说 That's so funny. Why would she say that?
我也不知道 Oh, I... I mean, I don't know, I...
该死 我得走了 Oh, shoot, I have to run.
呃 嗯 谢谢 Um, well, thank you.
-谢谢你帮我 -不客气 Thanks for doing this, really. Sure.
我想我会 嗯...我想我会在梦里又见到你 I guess I'll, uh... I guess I'll see you in my dreams.
嗯 肯定不会啦 Yeah, of course not.
谢了 Thanks.
是他吗 Is it him?
-肯定是保罗 -太奇怪了 It's Paul for sure. That's so weird.
我们基本上都在做同样的梦 We're basically having the same dream.
我知道 很随机 不知为何 I know, it's so random. lt'sjust, like,
每晚都能梦到保罗 Paul, every night for some reason.
-嗨 -嘿 Hi. Hey.
你们还好吗 You guys good?
-很好 你呢 -很好 -Yeah. You? -Yeah.
太神奇了 So amazing.
什么事 What?
你有没有梦到我 Have you been dreaming about me?
我有没有梦到你 Have I been dreaming about you?
对 Yeah.
你是问我这一生中吗 Ever in my life, you mean?
不是 就最近 No, recently.
我不知道 我没记这种事情 I don't know. I don't keep track of things like that.
你让我心里有点发毛 出什么事了 You're kind of freaking me out. What's going on?
没事 Nothing.
我们能不能放下手机 Can we please put our phones away
好好地聊聊天 and have a real conversation?
苏菲 今天在学校过得怎么样 So, how was school today, Sophie?
-爸 -没关系 -Dad. -It's fine,
我晚点给他们回过去 I'll call them back later.
跟我说说你今天的情况 Tell me about your day.
那你可以把声音关掉吗 Can you turn the sound off at least?
可以 下次一定 Yes, l'Il do that next time.
很快就会停了 It'll stop soon.
苏菲 你们不是决定好 Sophie, didn't you guys decide
要演戏剧中的 Which character you're going to be
-哪个..那个角色了吗 -是的 for the... for the play or... Yeah.
我去挂断 Let me just hang up.
这个我得接一下 I have to take this.
-不可以这样 -你好 理查德 That's not allowed. Richard, hi.
现在方便呢 你有空 吗 Is this a good time? You have a minute?
有 怎么了 Yeah. What's going on?
那么 呃 我该从何说起呢 So, uh, where do I start?
哦 哇 听起来很严重的样子 Oh, wow. It sounds serious.
不 其实很有趣 No, it's funny-
你知道我有时会举办晚宴吧 You know sometimes I have theae dinner parties, right?
知道 终于要邀请我了吗 Yeah. Is this finally the invite?
不 是 呃... 我刚举办过一个 No, it's, uh... I just had one.
哦 好吧 然后昵 Oh, okay, and?
我把这烦人的事告诉我老公了 So, I've told my husband this ad nauseam,
就是我反复做的一个梦 but it's about a recurring dream I've had,
与其说是同一个梦 or not so much a specific dream
不如说是反复梦到同一个人 but a specific person I keep dreaming about
他看起来平平无奇 He looks perfectly average.
妥妥的一个无名氏就这么凭空出现 He's a remarkable nobody that just shows up.
他占据了位置就像一个 He just occupies the space like an awkward guest
吃错席的尴尬客人 at a party that no one really knows.
你是说像西德尼这样吗 You mean like Sydney?
是啊 Yeah.
不 我的意思是... No, I mean...
我也有过这样的经历 I have also... I've... I've also had that experience.
我早就和理查德说过了 I already told Richard about it.
-我跟你说过 -是的 说实话 I did, I told you... Yes, and I'm kind of upset,
我有点生气 to tell you the truth.
她梦到了其他男 人 She's dreaming about another man.
对 和你的梦非常像 娜奥米 Yeah, very similar to yours, Naomi.
除了一点 就是... 我们认识这个男 人 Except in my case, it's this... this guy that We sort of knoW.
是理查德的一个老朋 友 保罗 This old friend of Richard's, Paul.
嗯 我们是大学同学 Well, We went to the same university.
他其实没那么令人难忘 He's actually not that memorable.
他这人有点闷 He's kind of boring.
我...不明白你为什么这么喜欢他 I... I don't get why you're so into him.
我不是喜欢他 I'm not into him.
他长什么样 So, what does he look like?
嗯 他确实和西德尼有点像 Well, he does actually kind of look like Sydney.
你有他的照片吗 Do you have a picture?
保罗 Paul?
我的天 Oh, my God.
-保罗 保罗! -喂 Paul. Paul! Hello.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
-你还在吗 -嘿 怎么... Are you there? Hey, what...
怎么回事 What happened?
嘿 Hey.
( 你在想什么 保罗 ) . .
( 我为什么会梦到你 你是谁啊 ) ( 你是真人吗 ) . .
( 你怎么做到的 ) ( 我现在都不想睡觉了 ) . .
珍妮特 这里差不多有100条留言 Janet! There... there... there's, like, 100 messages on here.
可能是因为克莱尔的文章 Probably Claire's article.
她肯定链接了我的个人资料 She must have linked it to my profile or something.
( 嗨 保罗 你好吗 ) ( 我在梦里见过你 ) 她肯定链接了我的个人资料 She must have linked it to my profile or something.
( 你好 希望能采访下你 ) 她肯定链接了我的个人资料 She must have linked it to my profile or something.
( 你好 希望能采访下你 ) . .
( 你好 希望能采访下你 ) 有人想采访我 Somebody wants to interview me.
你为何如此激动 Why are you so excited?
-有什么问题吗 -这很奇怪 保罗 Why? What's Wrong? This is strange, Paul.
在你做出过激的反应之前 Maybe you should take a minute and think
也许你该静下来想想 before you do anything drastic.
为什么是我 呃 我也不知道 Why me? Uh, I don't knoW,
可能是因为我特别吧 I'm special, I guess.
专家宣称 该当地男子是“流行怪梦”现象的中心 可能是因为我特别吧 I'm special, I guess.
专家宣称 该当地男子是“流行怪梦”现象的中心 一名当地男子发现自己处干一场 An area man has found himself at the center of
专家宣称 该当地男子是“流行怪梦”现象的中心 流行怪梦的中心 a strange dream epidemic,
连科学家也无法解释这种怪梦现象 which scientists are struggling to make sense of.
我们不知道是什么引起的 So we actually don't know what's causing this,
但这有点像梦境版曼德拉效应 but it's sort of like a dream version of the Mandela effect,
也就是多人声称有相同的错误记忆 Which is when multiple people report having the same
却无法做出合理的解释 false memory without any logical explanation.
后来有一种说法叫 Now, then there's something called
-灵魂出窍 -不 妈妈 我不知道 astral projections, right? No, Mom, I don't know.
这是一种精神层面的梦境探访 This is a spiritual type of dream visitation.
从科学上讲 这说法尚且存疑 Scientifically, this is dubious, of course,
-但一直被人报道 -我什么都没做 but it has been reported. I didn't do anything.
在我研究的领域 这...这是个很有趣的案例 It... it's a very interesting time in my field...
这在学校可不好解释 This is gonna be so weird to explain at school.
梦见保罗·马修斯的人 我们的网络调查显示有数干起这种事例 Our online poll shows thousands of report of the phenomenon.
妈妈 你为什么这么不高兴 我没事 What are you getting so upset for, Mom? l'm fine.
我现在都错过新闻了 I'm missing the whole segment now.
但我总会理性地认为 But I'm always inclined to think, rationally,
任何超自然现象 that anything supernatural
肯定都带有社会性质 has to be socially constructed.
不过这一次 呃 就连我都觉得很玄幻 But this one is, uh, mysterious, even for me.
好了 好了 请安静 Okay. Okay. Please calm down.
安静 Calm down.
谢谢 Thank you.
谁是来听亲缘选择讲课的 Who's really here for the lecture on kin selection?
请举手 Show of hands.
好的 其他人 在我开始上课之前 Okay, the rest of you, I'll give you five minutes
我给你们五分钟 before I start the lecture, okay?
尽管提问 Ask me anything.
你请讲 Yes, you?
火了是什么感觉 How does it feel to go viral?
火了是什么感觉 HoW does it feel to go viral?
我们可以等今年 晚点 出了表情包后 Well, we can discuss that when we get to memetics
再讨论这个问题 Iater this year.
-你请讲 -为什么会这样 Yes, you? Why is this happening?
我也不知道 I have no clue.
我和你一样一头雾水 My guess would be as good as yours.
(美国知名脱口秀主持人.喜剧演员,艾美奖获得者) 你会像史蒂芬·科尔伯特那样吗 Are you gonna do, like, Stephen Colbert or anything?
哦 绝不可能 Oh, not a chance.
说来你可能不信 我其 实很享受默默无 闻 l actually enjoy my anonymity, if you can believe that.
好的 你 Okay. You!
我想我可能梦到过你 I think maybe I had a dream about you
不过完全记不清了 but it's, like, super blurry and, like,
我想更清晰地记住它们 I wanna, like, be better at remembering them.
-呃 我该怎么做 -我不是这方面的专家 And, uh, how do I do that? I'm not really an expert here.
写梦境日记是一种常见的方法 Keeping a dream journal is a common exercise,
但在课堂上看到我还不够吗 but isn't seeing me in class enough?
谁能确定自己真的梦到了我 Who's certain they've actually had a dream about me?
好吧 我们来探讨一下 Okay. Let's explore this.
说不定会很有意思 This might get us somewhere interesting.
有人想分享一下自己的梦吗 Does anyone Want to share the content of their dream?
-好的 你说 嗯 -呃 -Yes, you? Well, -um.
我在一片树林里 I'm in this forest,
四处游荡 吃着奇怪的蘑菇 wandering around, eating these strange mushrooms,
我不知为何穿着一套燕尾服 and l'm in, like, a fu‖ tuxedo for some reason.
还有其他人也穿戴整齐 And there's other people also dressed up,
但他们都很害怕 被吓得不敢动 but they're all scared, like, frozen in fear.
后来我意识到这是因为 And then I realize it's because of this
那个向我追来的高个男人 really tall man running towards me.
躲起来 Hide.
你在跟我说话吗 Are you talking to me?
是的 保罗 他要杀我们 Yes, Paul, he'll kill us.
保罗 Paul.
我从没见过这东西 I've never seen these.
直漂亮 Beautiful.
不 不 No! No!
我只记得这些 And that's all I remember.
啊 有意思 Ah. Interesting.
所以 我选择去看那些蘑菇 So, I'm looking at the mushrooms
-而不是选择帮忙 -哦 我想是的 instead of helping? Oh, I suppose, yeah.
好的 我们再听一个 谁来 Okay, let's hear another one. Anyone?
好吧 所以我又只是看热闹 Okay, so, l'm just observing again.
但很有趣 But that's funny.
有点意思 lnteresting one.
还有谁 Anyone else?
-这就没了吗 -对 It ends like that? Yeah.
那是, 呃 我只记得这些 That's, uh, that's all I can remember.
有没有谁有独创一点 的梦 Does anyone have a more original one?
一个我做出了举动的梦 Maybe one where I'm actually doing something.
没人吗 No one?
好吧 那我们还是接着听 Okay, well, let's just hear them anyway.
下一个谁来 Who's next?
爸 Dad.
哦 天啊 删掉 Oh, my God, delete that.
不 没事 我只是要发给凯尔 No it's fine. I'm just sending it to Kyle.
-凯尔是谁 -塔米的朋友 Who's Kyle? Tammy's friend.
他不相信你是我爸 He doesn't believe you're my dad for some reason.
哦 你们在调情吗 Oh, you guys are flirting?
没有 嗯 他只是在问你的事 No, um, he was just asking about you.
我终于变酷了 哈 So, I'm finally cool, huh?
我不会那么说 Well, I wouldn't go that far.
你听到了吗 珍妮特 You hear that, Janet?
她说我现在是个酷爹了 She's saying I'm a cool dad now.
我没... 我没这么说 I didn't... I didn't say that.
你今天能开车送我上学吗 Can you drive me to school today?
-你想我送吗 -嗯 You want me to? Mmhmm.
我想没问题 I guess I can make it.
-珍妮特 可以吗 -可以 你送吧 Janet, does that work? Yeah, take her.
这太离谱了 Dude, this is so insane.
他是如何应对的 Like, how's he dealing with all this?
我们都不是那种喜欢被关注的人 We're not even the type of people that like attention,
-你知道吗 -对 you know? Right.
所以整件事都很诡异 So, the whole thing is so bizarre.
很诡异 So bizarre.So bizarre.
我姐姐知道我认识你 My sister is actua‖y, like,
像个追星族一样 starstruck that I know you, you know?
她给我发了这篇文章说 She sent me this article and she's like,
"看看这个家伙 保罗" "Check this guy out, Paul."
我说 "呃 这是保罗·马修斯” And I was like, "Uh, that's Paul Matthews".
“我认识他老婆” "I know his wife."
-真搞笑 -没错 而且我在听 That's so funny. Yeah. Also, I was listening
我喜欢的播客 to this podcast that I like.
他们也在谈论保罗 They were talking about Paul.
-哦 真的吗 -真的 Oh, yeah? Yeah.
他们把保罗和网上的旧梗联系起来 They were relating Paol to, like, this old internet meme.
然后他们讨论 And then they were talking about how, like,
所有的梗图如何变成梦境 all memes will become dreams
-诸如此类 -哦 很有意思 or something like that. Oh, that's interesting.
确实有意思 It is interesting.
顺便问一下 博物馆怎么样了 How is the museum going, by the way?
-什么 -博物馆 The what? The museum.
哦 对 对 对 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
不 还行 还行 No, it's good. lt's good.
我觉得我们还有一些难题 I feel like there's a few challenges for us
要解决 但总的来说很顺利 to still wrap up, but overall it's going good.
多谢关心 Thanks for asking.
-太好了 -嗯 Great. Mmhmm.
我知道这不是我的项目... 嗯 I know it's not my project... Mmhmm.
...但我很想参与进去 ...but I'd love to be involved somehow.
哦 是 Oh, yeah.
不 谢谢了 我的意思 我... No, thanks. I mean, l...
我觉得我们目前的状况很好 I feel like we're in a pretty good position.
是 你知道 Yeah. You know,
如果你想集思广益或要听听意见的话 just if you want to bounce ideas or want some feedback.
是的 不 我觉得 呃 没错 没错 没错 Yeah, No.I think, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
你想集心广益... 没毛病 You just want to bounce ideas back and maybe just... yeah.
我以为你没参与那个项目 I thought you weren't on that project.
原本没有 但现在克里斯想让我加入 Well, I wasn't, but now Chris wants me on.
那太棒了 Well,that's great.
-我真为你高兴 -谢谢 I'm happy for you. Thank you.
我们还收到了理查德著名的晚宴邀请 We aslo got an invtte to one of Richard's famous dinner parties.
-真的吗 什么时候 -5号 Rea‖y? When? On the 5th.
这么多年了才收到 你能相信吗 Can you believe it, after a‖ these years?
我本想拒绝 但转念一想我们应该去 I was tempted to say no, but I think we should go.
-嘿 保罗 -嗯 Hey, Paul. Yeah?
你为什么认为我不会梦到你 Why do you suppose you're not showing up in my dreams?
因为真人都被你得到了 Well, because you get the real deal.
再让你梦到就太不公平了 lt wouldn't be fair if you got both.
-你在嫉妒吗 -我不知道 Are you jealous? I don't know. I mean,
-理性地说 我没有 但... -也许我该 rationally, I'm not, but... Then maybe I should
在你梦里走一遭 give you a little visit.
你想让我做什么 What would you want me to do?
你想在梦里看到什么 What Would you Want to see in your dream?
哇 嗯 我想看到你... Wow. Um... I want to see you...
还记得你万圣节穿的那套 "传声头乐队” 的西装吗 Remember when you wore that Talking Heads suit for Ha‖oween?
记得 Yeah.
我喜欢那身装扮 There was just something about it.
古怪中透漏着性感 Something kind of weird and sexy.
你应该穿着它救我于 You should wear that and save me
水深火热之中 from, like, some situation.
这就是你的性幻想吗 That's your sexual fantasy?
你可以天马行空 Sky's the Iimit here
但你只想让我穿着滑稽的大西装 and you sell it for me wearing a comically large suit.
我不知道 我不擅长应对压力 l don't know, I'm not good under pressure.
你就赤身裸体 骑着马 顶着根大老二出现 Just show up naked, on a horse, with a huge penis.
-这样好点吗 -谁顶着根大老二 Is that better? Who has a huge penis?
-我还是马 -你 Me or the horse? You.
(传声头乐队的主唱) 我选择穿大卫·拜恩的西装 I'm doing the David Byme suit.
-就这么定了 -不 让我想想 -It's been decided. -No, let me think about it.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
你脱口而出那套西装 You immediately said the suit and that's
-那就只能得到这个 -好吧 -What you're getting. -Fine.
你觉得其他人在梦里 Do you think other people are seeing
会看到你的裸体吗 you naked in their dreams?
这让你欲火焚身吗 Does that tum you on?
让我欲火焚身吗 Does it turn me on?
也许现在就有人在梦到我 Maybe somebody's dreaming about me right now.
-是 -也许是一大群人 Yeah. Maybe a bunch of people,
同时梦到我 at the same time
多少人 How many?
上百 或者上千 Hundreds? Maybe thousands?
哦 你太渣了 Oh, that is so irresponsible of you.
我无法接受 I can't accept that.
那你打算怎么办 What are you gonna do about it?
我会确保你呆在这里 I'mgonna make sure you stay right here.
我必须杀了你 保罗 I have to kill you, Paul.
我没得选 I have to!
你在干...你在干什么 What are you... what are you doing?
你是谁 Who are you?
快报警 Call the police.
你来我家干什么 What are you doing in our house?
-对不起 对不起 -滚出去 -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Get 0ut!
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
汉娜 苏菲 别过来 Hannah, Sophie, stay back!
妈妈 妈妈 Mom! Mom!
-做点什么 -汉娜... Do something! Hannah...
汉娜 带苏菲去你房间 锁上门 Hannah, take Sophie to your room and lock the door.
对不起 I'm sorry.
-把刀放下 -不行 我必须杀了你 Put down the knife. I can't, I have to kill you.
保罗 做点什么 Do something, Paul!
我不得不这么做 I have to. I have to.
他在我们的卧室... He's in our bedroom...
我不得不杀你 I have to kill you.
他以前有过躁狂发作 He's had manic episodes in the past.
看来他停药了 It seems that he stopped taking his medications.
那么他会怎么样 So... so, what's gonna happen to him?
做心理评估和庭审 A psych evaluation, date with the court,
法官会做出决定 and then a judge will decide.
所以他可能会回来 So, he might be back out?
在可能的服刑之后 是的 After possibly serving a sentence, yes.
你知道 名声大噪可能会伴随一些 You know, fame can come with some
不太理想的副作用 Less than desirable side effects.
陌生人可能想和你聊天 Strangers might want to talk to you,
其中一些人可能精神不稳定 some of them might be mentally unstable.
你要为此做好准备 You should be prepared for that.
我不会备枪的 I'm not getting a gun.
我不是说非得是武器 Well, I'm not necessarily talking weapons.
你家里都没有警报器 You have no alarm in the house.
还有一个没上锁的入口 You had an unlocked entry point.
这让你们容易遇害 That makes you vulnerable.
你可以考虑养条狗 You could consider a dog.
我们的女几苏菲会过敏 Sophie, our daughter, is allergic.
那你可以考虑一下 Well, then you may want to consider
搬新家 moving to a new house.
不公开你们的电话号码和地址 Keep your phone number and address unlisted.
不 我们不会搬的 这是我长大的地方 No, We're not moving, I grew up in this house.
监控摄像头 电击枪 Security cameras, tasers,
加固插销 strengthening your deadbolts,
安防盗窗 上自卫课 securing your windows, selfdefense classes.
看来你们面对这种情况很无助 It seems like you were pretty helpless in this situation.
也许我们应该让热度过去 Maybe we should cool this thing off.
所以我一开始就持怀疑态度 You know, this is why I was skeptical in the first place.
哦 你这是事后诸葛亮吗 Oh, you knew specifically that this would happen?
这种事迟早发生 保罗 备种奇怪的后果 This kind of thing, Paul. Strange consequences.
我觉得她说得对 I think she's right.
把这当做一个警告 Take it as a warning.
我真觉得你在玩火 I really feel Iike you're playing with fire here.
你什么意思 我做什么了 What do you mean, what am I doing?
上电视 配合讲这个故事 Going on TV, playing along with the story.
这种事对疯子来说就像猫薄荷对猫一样有吸引力 This thing is clearly working like catnip for lunatics.
配合是什么意思 What do you mean, playing along?
你真的相信大家 Do you actually believe people are
会随机梦到你吗 randomly dreaming about you?
你不认为 这是因为你突然出现在 You don't think it's because you're popping up
各大新闻和网络上吗 all over the news and on the internet?
也许这是部分原因 Yeah, maybe that accounts for some of it,
但这并不能解释一切 but it doesn't really explain everything.
好吧 所以你认为这是件神奇的事 Okay, so, you think something magical is happening?
不然为什么只有我 Well, why is itjust me?
为什么不是你 或者其他人 Why not you, or anyone else for that matter?
所以只要能证朋你很特别 So, you believe in metaphysics
你宁可相信玄学 if it proves you're special?
不 No.
我也不知道 我还在处理此事 I don't know, I'mstill processing it.
但那家伙只是个胡思乱想的妄想狂 But that guy was just some delusional man with his own wild idwas.
我觉得这种事不会反复发生 I don't think that's going to be a recurring event.
但为什么要冒这个险 But why risk it?
嗯 如果大家都认识我 Well, if people know who I am,
我就更容易迈出第一步 it's just easier for me to get my foot in the door.
你想迈出什么的第一步 保罗 Which door are we talking about here, Paul?
出版商 为了出版我想写的书 A publisher, for the book I want to write.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
我是不是嗅到了中年危机的气息 Am I sensing a little midlife crisís here?
哦 拜托 Oh, come on.
你前不久还买了辆川崎摩托 You're the one who just bought a fucking Kawasaki!
好的 谈定 Okay. Calm down.
-保罗 -嗨 是我 Paul? Hi, yes.
嗨 我是莫莉 他们已经在楼上等你了 Hi, I'm Molly. They're ready for you upstairs.
太好了 Great.
-怎么了 -没...没...没事 What? It...it... it's nothing.
不 说吧 No, come on.
在现实中见到你感觉怪怪的 It's just rea‖y weird to see you in real life.
哦 你一直... Oh, you've been...
夜夜不间断 Nonstop every night.
很疯狂 lt's crazy, man.
眭哦 但愿我没有出格的表现 Wow. Well, I hope I'm behaving.
嗯 不 你可太出格了 Well, no, you're not. No, not at all.
保罗带到 Got Paul here.
-你来了 -我来了 There you are. Here I am.
保罗 我是特伦特 你好 Paul. Trent, hey.
我一直梦着这次见面 I have been dreaming about this meeting.
-啊 是的 我也是 -真的吗 Aw, yeah, me, too. Really?
哦 你是说真的做梦 Oh, you mean literally dreaming?
你知道 我真的做过关干这次见面的梦 You know, I've actually had dreams about this very meeting.
我只是把它们当做普通的梦 I mean, I just think they were just normal dreams.
所以我没有在意梦里的这个怪人是谁 Not part of the whole, who's this weird guy in my dreams?
噢 我很怪吗 Oh, uhm l'm weird?
你不怪 是整件事情很怪 No, I mean, you're not weird. No, the whole thing is weird, right?
莫莉的梦就很离谱 I mean, Molly's dreams have been nutsm
-特伦特 -如果你要说怪的话 Trent! If you wanna talk about weird.
这是我的同事 玛丽 - 威金斯 But this is my colleague, Mary Wiggins.
-你好 -你好 保罗 Hi. Hi, Paul.
请坐 Sit down.
-这里吗 -想坐哪几都行 Here? Wherever you want.
嗯 Yeah.
你好吗 过得怎么样 How are you? How's life?
嗯 呃 自从这些梦境开始 Well, uh, things have been pretty different
自从 你知道...事情就完全变样了 since, you know... since the dreams started.
多有趣啊 How fun is that?
真希望我是被大家梦到 的人 I mean, I wish I was the one people were dreaming about.
-我也是 -是啊 Me, too. Yeah.
不 这是...这是一件好事 No, it's... it's something.
嗯 我们...我们非常高兴你能来 Well, we're... We're just so excited to have you here.
哦 是的 我们真的很激动 Oh, yeah, we're really fired up.
嗯 走进这样的房间 Um, it's probably rea‖y ovenNhelming,
可能会让人不知所措 right, to walk into a room like this.
就像问 "这些人是谁” It's like, "Who are these people?"
"我在这里做什么” What am I doing here?"
也许我们该说回正题 聊聊工作 Maybe we should back up and just talk about what we do.
是的 今年早些时候我们创办了 "思想” 企业 Yeah, yeah, so, we started Thoughts earlier this year,
是一家新的经纪公司 啊 so we're a pretty new agency. Ah.
我们主要关注网络名人 And we focus mostly online,
试图给品牌找一些非传统的名人 sort of trying to holistically pair brands
作为代言人 and more, shall we say, unconventional celebrities,
能理解吗 if that makes sense?
我觉得此时此刻 And I think of you, right now, in this moment,
保罗 你就是世界上最有趣的人 Paul, as the most interesting person in the world.
什么 What?
我说真的 I mean it, I mean it.
不 我们不是溜须拍马 No, we don't just throw that around.
不 我们绝对不是溜须拍马 No, we rea‖y don't throw that around.
保罗 你拥有的优势 I mean, the advantage that you have, Paul,
就是你的影响力并不...不局限于 is that your impact is... is not just tied
某个社会圈子 to any one social arena.
你不只是抖音上被人刷 到 I mean, you're not just famous for people on TikTok
或在 《纽约害》 里被人读到 or for people who read, say, the New Yorker,
你是出现在人们的睡梦中 you're in people's minds when they sleep.
这意昧着任何做梦的人 Which means that anyone who's dreaming,
都可能成为你的观众 you know, could be your audience.
多牛啊 How amazing is that?
谁还有这本事 Who can say that?
这样观众够多了吧 You know, is that a big enough audience?
是的 Yeah.
我们想出了一堆很棒的主意 So, you know, we've been brainstormmg a bunch of cool ldeas
想和你商量 that we want to talk about with you.
但在我们开始之前 But before we get into any of that,
我们想知道你有什么想法 we were just kind of curious what you're thinking, you know,
你想去哪里 想实现现什么目标 where do you wanna go, what do you want to achieve?
你有什么梦想 What are your dreams? what are your dreams?
嗯 我这几年来 Well, I've been meaning to write a book
一直想写本书 for a few years now.
奈何一直没时间 Just never found the time, som
好的 所以你是个作家 Okay, so, you're a writer?
太棒了 That's awesome.
我们...我们其实讨论过将你的终身改编权 You know, we... we talked about se‖ing
卖给一家电影公司 your life rights to a moVie studio, actua‖y.
哦 因为这件事的话题度很高 Oh, because with all the buzz around this,
我觉得我们能卖出六位数 I think we could probably get a sixfigure deal.
这还只是终身改编权 And that's just life rights.
-是吗 -是的 Really? Yeah.
-改编权 -对 Life rights? Yeah.
改编你生活故事的权利 The right to your life.
总之 有一些好苗头 Anyway, here's somewhere cool
让我们觉得这件事会有一个好的开端 that we thought might be a good place to start.
雪碧 Sprite.
-雪碧 -对 Sprite? Yeah.
他们想让我们管理他们的社交账号 Yeah. Theym they want us to run their social.
我想那边一定有人疯了 I think somebody over there must have Iost their minds or something,
但他们确实做出了匪夷所思的决策 but they're down to go pretty with it.
所以我们觉得这样挺不错的 So, we thought it could be fun
如果他们在推特上发一张 if maybe they, like, Tweet a new photo of you
你拿着汽水罐的照片 every night holding a can, you know,
配上有趣的小标题 with a fun little caption,
让人们在脑海中 just to really manifest that connection
形成固有印象 并希望改变这一现象 in people's minds and to hopefully alter
哪怕暂时的也行 the phenomenon, at least temporarily,
让人们同时梦见你和产品 to make people dream about you and the product together.
多么棒的一件事啊 How amazing would that be, right?
如果我们搞不定 And if we couldn't figure that out,
我们可以一直暗示它成功了 we could always just suggest that it did work
围绕这一点写点段子 and we could build stories around that.
是的 没错 Yeah. Absolutely.
就算我们彻底失败了 I mean, if we fail altogether, then we...
那也是个有趣的故事 that's kind of a fun story, too.
我们试图让大家梦到雪碧 You know, like, we tried to make people dream about Sprite
但以失败告终 and it didn't work.
-太痴心妄想了 -我喜欢 I mean, it's so dumb... I love that.
这样也挺不错的 也算管用 mthat it's kind of cool, you know, it kind of works.
-我能不能... -行 Can I just... Yeah.
我们能说回书吗 Can we go back to the book?
-什么书 -我的书 What book? My book.
我想写的那本书 The book I wanna write?
我只是想说清楚 I just want to make it clear
我并不希望这种现象 that I actually don't Want this Whole phenomenon
是我出名的原因 to be what I'm known for.
我不想这件事成为我在维基百科上的 I don't want that to be the main thing
主要事迹 on my wikipedia, you know?
好的 那你有什么想法 Okay. So, what are you thinking?
嗯 我是进化生物学家 Well, I'm an evolutionary biologist.
这是我毕生致力的事 That's what I've dedicated my life to.
所以 不管我们故什么 So, whatever we do,
我都希望和我的博士学位有关 I want it to be related to my doctorate.
哇哦 好吧 听着... Wow. Wow. Okay. See, I...
我不懂你说的那些 I didn't know about that at all.
你是因为梦境出名的 Well, you're famous for the dreams, right?
所以大冢才很感兴趣 I mean, that's... that's why anyone's interested.
让你进入一个完全不同的领域 So, it might be a bit of a stretch
可能有点牵 强 to get you into a totally different space.
没错 Yeah.
我是终身教授 我早就进入了那个领域 I'm a tenured professor. I'm already in the space.
那我们谈谈我们之间 Well, you know, just to give us a point of contact
有没有什么连接点 as to what we're talking about,
你喜欢那个领域里的 who are some of the big names that you like
-唧些大人物 -对 in that Space? Yeah.
(斯坦福大学神经学教授) 有很多 罗伯特·萨波斯基 Well, there's a bunch, Robert Sapolsky.
他的事业相当令人钦佩 His career has been pretty admirable.
哦 他是不是... Oh, is he, um...
其实我听都没听过他 No, I don't think I'm familiar with him, actually.
赫尔曼 - 泰格 可能吗 Herman Tig, maybe?
-谁 -赫尔曼 - 泰格 Who? Herman Tig.
是的 不 我听过这个名字 Yeah. No, I know that name.
-哦 是吗 -是的 Oh, you do? Yeah.
嗯 我想这些都不是真正的名人 Well, these are not rea‖y celebrities, I suppose.
不 这才是重点 我不在平名气 No, that's the point, I don't care about fame.
我只把它当做一个机会 I just see this as an opportunity to
让我的工作得到一些认可 to get some recognition for my work.
借助一扇门打开另一扇门 You know, one door opening another door?
是 我懂了 Yeah. No, I get that.
你说的是读者支点 You're talking about an audience pivot,
我觉得这想法很聪朋 Which lthink is very smart.
我只是不知道你能否在拉拢读者的同时 I just don't know if you can pivot that hard right now
维持好热度 without a significant dropoff.
仅凭一本关于植物的书 I mean, a book about what, plants?
但我对雪碧的广告没兴趣 Yeah, well, I'm not rea‖y interested in doing Sprite ads.
不 不 不 那只是举个例子 保罗 No, no, no. Well, that's just one example, though, Paul.
我们有一大堆想法 I mean, we have a ton of ideas.
哦 这只是冰山一角 Oh, that is just the Very tip of the iceberg.
我们有很多想法 We have so many ideas.
嗯 其中一个想法是 Um, one idea we had was
让奥巴马也梦到你 to make Obama dream about you.
这能让你进入你一直提到 的 That would get you into some of those highculture spaces
高文化领域 you've been mentioning.
(奥巴马的大女儿) 我认识玛利亚 我们能办到 I know Malia, so we can make it happen.
也许这并不是我想要的 Maybe this isn't really what I'm looking for.
我想我们道不同 I don't think we're really speaking
-不相 为 谋 -不 保罗 the same language here. No, Paul.
如果你是这么想的 那就是我没做好 If that's how you're feeling, then I'm failing, okay?
我们能... 能... 能... 我... 我们能重新来过吗 Can we just can... can... can I... can we start over?
我以为你们能帮我找个出版商 I just thought you guys could help me find a publisher.
-我...我...我...-首先 I... I... I... Firstoff,
我想道个歉 I would like to apologize.
我之前说谎了 我从没梦到过你 I lied earlier. I never dreamt about you.
我只是觉得这是一种有趣的开场白 I just thought that would be a fun way to start the meeting, okay?
但事实是 But what is absolutely true
我一直在想你的事 is that I have been thinking about you a lot
我真心觉得我们 能一起 and I just rea‖y feel that we're gonna do
做些与众不同的事 something very special together.
那我们就按你的植物书计划来 So let's just say we go forward with your plant book.
我从没说过植物 I never said anything about plants.
哦 不 你关干进化的... Oh, no. Your... your book about evolutionary...
-植物 -是关于蚂蚁的 Plants. It's about ants.
-蚂蚁 -蚂蚁 Ants. Ants.
哦 哦 好的 很好 Oh. Oh. Okay, great.
你继续写下去 Well, let's say we go forward with that.
我扪会帮你安排好 We'll help you set that up.
-真的吗 -真的 我只... Rea‖y? Yes. I just...
我真的很想与你合作 保罗 I really wanna work with you, Paul.
就像我说的 I mean, like I said,
世上最有趣的人 most interesting person in the world.
好的 但不要广告 不要雪碧 Okay, but then no ads, no Sprite.
我们就专注于书 We're focusing on the book.
好的 你知道 Yes, and, you know,
如果你不喜欢雪碧 我们表示尊重 if you're not feeling Sprite, we'll respect that.
作为回报 我只想请你听完 I would just ask in retum that you hear out
我们的方案 保持开放的心态 our pitches and just keep an open mind, you know,
尤其像雪碧这种 因为你知道 especiall with things like Spritt because, you know,
这道门现在大大地 向你敞开 the door is kind of wide open there right now.
他们已经... 他们已经准备好和你会谈了 And they're... they're ready to have that conversation with you.
过了这村没这店 And that door closes, I'Il just say.
好的 Yeah, okay.
晚上有什么计划吗 So, plans for the night?
哦 没有 我要赶早班飞机回去 所以... Oh, no, I've got a realy flight back, so...
如果你想喝一杯 就告诉我 If you want to get a drink, just let me know.
如果方便的话 我可以过来找你 I can come near you, if that's easier.
他们安排你住Ace酒店 对吧 They have you at the Ace, right?
他们人很圩 They were so great.
他们很有一套 They really know their stuff.
他们会给我找个出版商 They're gonna set me up with a publisher
然后出版这本书 and get the book ro‖ing.
眭 太好了 Wow, that's great!
你现在只需把书写出来 Now you just have to write it.
是的 当然 Yeah, of course.
他们怎么说的 So, what did they say?
他们说我现在是世界上 They called me the most interesting person
最有趣的人 in the world right now.
-怎么了 -没什么 What? No, nothing.
我肯定这是句恭维话 I'm sure that's very flattering.
不 他们还特意强调 No, they specifically said
他们不是溜须拍马 they didn't just throw that around.
好吧 Okay.
我认为他们说这话并不只是想讨好我 珍妮特 I don't think they were just saying it to make me feel good, Janet.
他们己经和那些 they're already talking to big clients
想找我合作的大客户 谈过了 Who want to work with me.
比如谁 Like who?
比如 这只是一个例子 Like, I mean... well, and this isjust one example,
但他们提到了雪碧 but they mentioned Sprite.
雪碧 你要和雪碧合作 Sorite? You're gonna work with Sprite?
-珍妮特 -我马上来 Janet I'll be right there.
谁在那儿 Who's there?
克里斯 Chris.
明天是我们的最后期限 Our deadling is tomorrow,
所以我们在赶工 so we're just here finishing up.
好吧 Right.
孩子们呢 Where are the kids?
他们和凯尔出去玩了 They're out trick or treating with Kyle.
哦 凯尔 Oh, Kyle.
好的 Okay.
是的 恭喜你了 保罗 Yeah, well, congrats, Paul,
那我们明天见 I'll see you tomorrow, then.
好的 Yeah, okay.
嗯 他们...他们也提到了奥巴马 Well, they... they also talked about Obama, too,
说他也可能会梦到我 like maybe he'll dream about me.
好吧 Okay.
我只是说不仅仅是雪碧 I... I'm just saying it wasn't just Sprite.
你不用刻意向我表现 保罗 You don't have to impress me, Paul.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 I love you. I love you, too.
好的 明天见 Okay. See you tomorrow.
好 再见 Yeah. Bye.
你读过那篇关干澳大利亚人 Did you read that article about people
反向做梦的文章吗 dreaming backward in Australia?
-没有 -上面说是 No. It's 'cause of, like,
引力造成的 the gravitational pull or something.
他们还提到了你 所以... They mentioned you in it, so...
那他们在中国是怎么做梦的 How do they dream in China, then?
上下颠倒吗 Upside down?
你当教授多久了 So, how long have you been a professor?
我想大概有20年了 从96年开始 Oh, wow. I think, what, about 20 years, since '96.
我是96年出生的 I was born in '96.
实单 Check, please!
不 不 我开玩笑的 No, no, I'm kidding.
我是想表达...表达...你对我来说太年轻了 Like... like... like, you're too young for me.
-你不是结婚了吗 -不 我没别的意思 Aren't you married? No, I wasn't implying...
就是开个玩笑 It's a joke.
好的 我明白 Yeah, no, I mean, I get it.
那就好 Oh, okay.
不过是的 我结婚了 But yeah, I... I am married.
-你昵 -没有 How about you? No.
我没有和任何人约会 I'm not really, like, seeing anyone or anything.
我现在只想一心搞事业 I'm, like, focusing on my career right now.
-你知道吗 -嗯 You know? Yeah.
你是说经纪公司吗 You mean with the agency?
你很看不惯它吧 You hated it so much, didn't you?
不 只是感觉有点像... No, it's just, it kind of felt Iike...
像邪教 Like a cult.
对 差不多 Yeah. Sort of.
我试着告诉他们 I mean, I tried telling them, like,
"她是个聪明的教授” "He's a super smart professor.
“他能看穿你们的小心思” "Like, he's gonna see through the bullshit."
但说实话 雪碧的事还是挺不错的 But honestly, though, like, the Sprite thing is cool.
-你应该接受 -是吗 You should do it. Yeah?
-是的 -我实在难以想象 Yeah. I'm struggling to imagine
别人一看到我的脸就立刻想喝一罐雪碧 anyone seeing my face and immediately craving a Sprite.
我会的 I would.
我能问你个事吗 Can I ask you something?
可以 什么事 Yeah, what?
我感觉你之前 I felt like you implied something
暗示了一下你的梦 earlier about your dreams.
太尴尬了 It's embarrassing.
怎么 是我...是我举止很怪异吗 What, do I... do I act weird or something?
我不知该不该说 I don't know if I should say.
只是梦而己 我不会说什么的 Well, it's just dreams, I won't judge.
你又不能决定梦里的事 所以... You don't really get to decide what happens, so...
嗯 好吧 嗯... Um, well, um...
我们上床了 we fuck.
真的吗 Really?
我老是做刺激的春梦 I have the most intense sex dreams.
通常是我天黑后在家里 Usually, I'm, like, home and it's late
一个人看着电视什么的 and I'm alone and I'm, Iike, watching TV or something.
然后... And then...
那里有人吗 Is someone there?
你是谁 Who are you?
你好 Hello?
你是谁 Who are you?
你怎么进来的 How did you get in here?
请别伤害我 Please don't hurt me.
我己经湿透了 I'm so wet.
抱歉 我还喝了一杯酒 I'm sorry, I've had, like, one drink
而且我酒量差 and I'm, like, no filter.
没关系 不必解释 No, no, it's fine. It's fine.
我说得太生动了 对不起 No, it's so graphic, I'm sorry.
我很高兴你告诉了我 I'm glad you told me.
通常我听到的都是 Usua‖y, what I hear is I'm just
我在无所事事地闲逛 passively hanging around.
很高兴听到我有点举动了 It's kind of nice to hear I'm doing something.
我想是我运气好 Well, I guess I'm lucky.
这我就不敢说了 Well, I don't know about that.
不 很爽的 相信我 No, it's so good. Trust me.
你想再喝一杯吗 我需要再喝一杯 Do you want another drink? I need another drink.
-马提尼 是吧 -脏马提尼 Martini, right? Dirty.
我想再要杯红酒 Can I... can I get another cabemet andm
和一杯马提尼 谢谢 and one martini, please?
斑马就是这样 And that's the thing with the zebras.
保护色是为了融入种群 The camou?age is for blending in with the herd
因为狮子无法猎杀整个种群 because the lion can't just hunt the whole group.
它必须锁定单一的目标 对吧 It has to identify a single target, right?
怎 么了 What?
抱歉 那些人在盯着咱们 Sorry, ut those people are staring at us.
我是说在盯着你 I mean, at you, obviously.
天啊 我们不该来这吗 Jesus, should we not be here,
-或者我们应该... -有问题吗 maybe, or should we just... Why? What's Wrong?
不 我是说... No, I meanm ljustm
如果我要会见奥巴马 我不想有谣言缠身 I don't want any rumors if I'm meeting with Obama.
-什么意思 -我的意思是 What do you mean? No, I mean,
我...我不习惯这样 I... I'm not used to this.
-我们该... -该什么 Should we, um... what?
和你待在一起 I can't get it out of my head and l'm, like,
我无法忘记这件事 不管了 here with you and, like, fuck it, okay.
你能帮我个忙吗 Can you do me a favor?
对 这就是我家 Yeah, so, this is me.
很漂亮 小巧美观 It's nice. Small and nice.
我父母都不是有钱人 所以... Yeah, well, I don't have rich parents, so...
不 不是说这里不好 No, it wasn't a jab.
我是说这里很温馨 I mean, it's cozy.
你收拾得很好 You've done a good job.
请坐 Sit down.
-那么... -那么... 太疯狂了 So... So... This is insane.
你不知道这对我来说有多疯狂 You have no fucking idea how crazy this is to me.
-我都不该来的 -不 别走 I shouldn't even be here. No, don't leave.
我... 我想我有点醉了 I... I think I'm a bit drunk.
我也是 留下吧 Me, too. Just stay.
你才刚到 坐一会儿 You just got here, just stay for a second.
那是固定齿轮自行车吗 Is that a fixed gear?
不 就是 嗯 晋通的自行车 No, it's, uh, like, a regular one.
我们该怎么做 So, how do we do this?
我想先换身衣服 I feel like I want to change first.
-可以吗 -当然可以 Is that cool? Sure.
好的 稍等片刻 Okay. Okay, two seconds.
一切都好吗 Everything good?
是的 Yeah.
嗯 那么 你想让我在哪里 Um, so, where do you want me?
你能先脱下外套吗 Could you remove your jacket?
行 Sure.
好的 你能站到那边的墙角吗 Okay, now, would you stand in that corner over there?
-那边吗 -对 Over there? Yeah.
靠着墙 Get all the way up against the Wall.
-好的 这有用吗... -抱歉 别说话 Okay, so, díd that work for... Sorry, shut up.
你... 你能... 你能多进行一点吗 Just... can you just... can you just go on a little more?
你知道 我是... 我是结了婚的 Just, you know, I'm... I'm married.
我知道 我们可以随时停止 I know, we can stop any time you like.
拜托再久...一点 Just please let me just... a little longer.
这次别说话 按照梦里的来 This time, please don't speak. Just do the dream.
你是谁 Who are you?
请别伤害我 Please don't hurt me.
摸我 Touch me.
怎 么了 What?
只是... 在梦里你... It's just... in the dreams you, like...
通常是你主动的 you usually take the lead.
好的 Yeah.
你想干什么 What do you want?
对不起 我只是紧张了 I'm sorry. It's just nerves.
没关系 别担心 It's okay. Don't worry.
-身体有时候... -没关系 The body sometimes... Yeah. It's fine.
从生物学上来说 这其实很... Biologically speaking, it's actually quite...
-没... 没关系 放松点 -很... 很健康 It's... it's fine. Relax. It's... it's healthy.
-好的 -好的 Okay. Okay.
你射了吗 Did you just come?
肏 Fuck!
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( 希拉 - 哈珀的 "蚁智理论” 刷新了我们对蜂巢思维的认知 ) 好吧 你个臭娘们 Yeah, you fuck!
( "蚁智理论” ) 好吧 你个臭娘们 Yeah, you fuck!
( "蚁智理论” ) . .
肏 Fuck!
教授 怎么了 Professor, what's going on?
-我能进来吗 -为什么 Can I come in? Why?
-我需要帮忙 -好的 I need help with something. Okay.
-什么忙 -我不想站在走廊里 What? I don't want to stand here
跟你解释 in the hallway and explain.
嗯 能等下吗 我正忙着昵 Well, can it wait? I'm in the middle of something.
就五分钟 Just five minutes.
那我出来 I'll come out.
我们坐下说会更好 Would be better if we sat down.
到底... 到底怎么了 What's... what's going on?
-那是个误会 -什么意思 That was a mistake. What do you mean?
刚发生的事只是个误会 What just happened, that was a mistake.
你不该那样做的 You shouldn't have done that.
我没阴白 I don't understand.
你有时真的很脑残 You're just so fuoking stupid sometimes.
你知道吗 你以前听过这话吗 Do you know that? Have you heard that before?
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
墙你离开 Please leave.
大家都去哪了 Where is everyone?
我不太确定 I'm not rea‖y sure.
-我惊呆了 -是的 他们更惊 I'm shocked. Yeah, and they got worse.
有些甚至与性有关 Some are even sexual in nature,
所以他们现在上你的课会感觉不舒服 so they don't feel comfortable being in your class right now.
天啊 他们做了些恶梦 Jesus, they had some bad dreams
就不来上课了 and now they're not gonna show up for class?
我们不能纵容这样 I mean, we can't just accept that.
我也不知如何是好 但显然 I don't know what to do here. I mean, obviously,
我也得认真对待学生的问题 I have to take the students' concerns seriously, too.
嗯 那是 当然 Well, yes, of course.
但这样是不是有点反应过度了 But isn't this a bit of an overreaction?
它们是梦 又不是真的 They're dreams. It's not real.
我什么都没对他们做 I'm not actually doing anything to them.
如我之前所说 这是新领域的问题 As I said before, this is new territory.
嗯 我想我需要和人力部商量一下 Um, I think I just need to consult with HR.
布雷特 作为我的朋友 Do you, Brett, as my friend,
撇开奥斯勒大学校长的身份不谈 and not speaking as the Dean of Osler,
你认为因为有学生做恶梦 think that we should pause this semester
我们就该暂停本学期 的课吗 because some students are having bad dreams?
嗯 我没做过这种梦 Well, I haven't had one of these dreams,
所以我无法说... so I can't speak to the...
不不不 别扯什么亲身经历 No, no, no, don't say lived experience.
但他们听起来真的受到了创伤 But it sounds like they've actually been traumatized.
现在谁没有点创伤 Trauma is a trend these days.
这就是个笑话 万事皆可受伤 lt is a joke. Everything is trauma.
和朋友吵架是受伤 Arguing with a friend is trauma,
成绩不好是受伤 getting bad grades is trauma.
他们需要成长 They need to grow up.
-嗨 -理查德 好久不见 Hi. Richard, it's been too long.
我们是最先到的吗 Are we the first ones?
呃 其实 只...只有我们 Uh, actua‖y, it's... it'll just be us.
真的吗 我还以为这是你那个有名的 Rea‖y? I thought this was gonna be one of your famous
大家欢聚一堂的晚宴 bring people together things.
呃 我们觉得只有我们四个会更好 Uh, we thought it'd be nicer, just us four.
好吧 那我们还能多喝点 Okay, yeah. More wine for us.
-干杯 各位 -干杯 Cheers, guys. Cheers.
卡洛塔 我听说你去了一家新诊所 So, Carlota, I heard you're at a new practice now.
-是的 我去了 -是吗 Yeah, I am. Yeah?
是的 Yes.
顺便说下 食物好吃极了 This is so good, by the way.
天啊 这些芽甘蓝太棒了 Oh, my gosh, these Brussels sprouts are amazing.
是的 我们在 呃... Yeah, we got them at , uh...
-雪莉超市买的 -啊 Shelly's. Ah.
（牛津大学人类未来研究所所长，研究人工智能的思想家） 我开始觉得尼克 ' 博斯特罗姆的模拟理论 So, I'm starting to think that maybe Nick Bostrum was right
（牛津大学人类未来研究所所长，研究人工智能的思想家） 也许是对的 about the simulation theory.
那可以解释我的情况 That would sure explain a lot about my situation.
好的 卡洛塔 还记得尼克吗 Yeah, remember Nick, Carlota?
瑞典人 牛津大学的哲学家 Swedish guy, philosopher at Oxford.
-他来过吗 -对 来过一两次 He was here? Yeah, once or twice.
你下次应该邀请我们两个 You should invite us both next time.
他可能愿意和我聊天 He'd probably love to speak with me.
不是我跟你说起他的吗 Wasn't I even the one who told you about him?
我想不是 No, I don't think so.
卡洛塔 你还在做陶艺吗 Carlota, are you sti‖ doing your pottery?
-别这么用力 -什么 Oh, don't be so rough. What?
你拍得太用力了 You're slamming my back.
-对不起 -没...没什么事吧 Sorry. Is... is everything good?
她今天...今天工作太累了 She had a... a rough day at work today.
-啊 -所以... Ah. So...
好的 Okay.
哦 不 怎么了 Oh, no. What's the matter?
抱歉 我做不到 Sorry, can't do this. I can't.
到底怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
-理查德 -理查德 怎么了 Richard. Richard, what's wrong?
呃 各位 嗯... 我想我们得到此为止了 Uh, guys, uh... I think we're gonna have to wrap this up.
卡洛塔不太舒服 Carlota isn't feeling well.
哦 不 她病了吗 Oh, no. Is she ill?
是因为你 保罗 It... It's you, Paul.
她最近做了些很残酷的恶梦 She's had some pretty brutal nightmares lately.
哇哦 我无法... Oh, wow. I just couldn't...
真对不起 你可以告诉我们的 I'm so sorry, you could have told us.
我说服她不要取消 晚宴 I convinced her not to cancel.
我不该那样做的 I shouldn't have done that.
我们三个不该继续吃完吗 Well, shouldn't the three of us still finish, though?
-不然会浪赉... -不 你得走了 It'd be a Waste to just... No, you... you have to leave.
-真的吗 -真的 Really? Yeah, really.
你觉得为 什么没有其他人来 Why do you think no one else is here?
认知行为疗法的理念在于 The basic idea with cognitive behavioral therapy
我们慢慢接触那些 is that we'll go through gradual exposure
令我们感到威胁的东西 to what we feel is threatening us
去熟悉它 而不是畏惧它 to familiarize with it, instead of fearing it.
杀不死我们的只会让我们更强大 对吧 What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?
我知道你们很多人 I know a lot of you have had
都做了关于你们教授的恶梦 very upsetting dreams about your professor.
这些梦暗示了保罗·马修斯 These dreams suggest that Paul Matthews
是个危险人物 is a harmful person.
你的思维想保护你 So, your mind is trying to protect you,
通过创造一些情绪诱因让你远离危险 make you safe by creating certain emotional triggers.
促使你避开他 Motivating you to avoid him.
我想消除这些诱因 I want to defuse those triggers
通过向你们展示保罗 by showing you that Paul
其实是一个心地善 良 人畜无害的人 is, in fact, a kind, loving, harmless human being.
好的 我要请保罗进入房间 Okay. I'm going to invite Paul into the room.
他会从那扇门进来 He's gonna step inside that door,
远远地站在那边 all the way over there
他会保持在安全的距离 and he's gonna stay at that safe distance
直到每个人都觉得可以 until everybody feels comfortable
让他走近一点 to invite him closer.
如果有谁感到不安全 就平静地说 lf anyone feels unsafe, calmly state,
"坎迪斯 我现在没有安全感” "Candice, I do not feel safe in this moment."
大家都明白了吗 Does everybody understand that?
明白 Yes.
好的 保罗 All right. Paul!
好的 不算太糟吧 Okay. That wasn't so bad, was it?
我们让他走上前 Let's have him step forward.
靠近一点 Come just a little bit closer.
保罗 Paul.
保罗不会伤害你们 Paul isn't gonna hurt you.
我们能让他再靠近一点吗 Can we have him come just a little bit closer?
保罗 请再靠近一点 Paul, step closer, please.
所以... So...
莉亚 等等 Leah, wait.
看看你做了什... Look what you did...
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
这是谁干的 Who did this?
立刻交代 Tell me now.
(废物) . .
(废物) 别敢做不敢当 Stop being little fucking brats.
(废物) . .
到底是谁他妈干的 Who the fuck did this
去你妈的 马修斯 回家歇着去吧 Fuck you, Matthews. Go home!
你为什么不辞职 保罗 Why don't you just quit, Paul?
-再见 保罗 -再见 bye, Paul. Bye.
拜拜 Bye.
那么 布雷特怎么说 So, what did Brett say?
就当是休个小假 See it as a little vacation.
你敢信吗 Can you believe it?
我是终身教授 而他们基本上 I'm a tenured professor and they're basically
让学生来统治学校 just letting the students run the schooL
那你要多久才能回去工作 So, how long are you not gonna be working?
在这节骨眼上 我都不知道我还想不想回去 I don't even know if I want to go back at this point.
我应该全身心投入到写书 I should just go all in with the book.
你做了什么 为什么一切都变了 So, like, what did you do? Why did everything change?
-我什么都没做 汉娜 -你肯定做了什么 I didn't do anything, Hannah. You must have done something.
-我没有 -你看推特了吗 Well, I didn't, so... Have you seen Twitter?
-没看 -差不多有上千人 No. It's like thousands of people
在分享他们的恶梦... sharing nighemares about, like...
-比如折磨 强奸... -够了 好吗 like, torture and rape and... Enough, okay?
新规矩 New rule.
餐桌上不准玩手机 No phones at the table
也不准谈论那些梦 好吗 and no discussion of the dreams, okay?
我只是说 我... 我明白... I'm just saying, like, I... I understand...
你已经违反规矩了 汉娜 Okay, you already broke the rule, Hannah.
所我们重新开始 So, let's just start over.
请不要在餐桌上再提这件事 No mention of at the table ever again, please.
你会把车身上的字清理掉吗 Are you gonna clean that stuff off the car?
他们要将我踢出项目 They're kicking me off the project?
我想他们只是想在最后阶段更谨慎一点 I think that they just want to be extra careful moving into the final stahes,
小心驶得万年船 just as a precautionary measure.
因为保罗吗 Because of Paul?
(指个人或机构因言论或行为具冒犯意昧而遭到抵制) 是的 你知道 我很反对取消文化之类的东西 Yeah. You knoe, I'm against cancel culture and all of that stuff, I really am.
但我认为你目前最好 But I think thatjust right now maybe it would be best
先淡出视野 if you kept a lower profile, you know?
直到整个丑闻事件平息 Just until the whole, like, scandal situation blows over.
能理解吗 Does that make sense?
(电影《猛鬼街》里在梦中杀人的鬼怪) 他们在学校叫你弗雷迪 ° 克鲁格 They call you Freddie Krueger at school.
哦 你知道他是谁吗 Oh? Do you know who that is?
我谷歌了一下 I Googled it.
是的 他们只是想取笑你 Yeah, they're just trying to tease you.
朱利安说你把他绑起来 Julian said that you tied him up
切下他的脚趾吃了 and cut his toes off and ate them.
你觉得我会切下别人的脚趾吗 Do you think I would cut someone's toes off?
不会 No.
做梦就像精神错乱 苏菲 Dreaming is like a psychosis, Sophie.
当我们熟睡时 大脑就会开始产生幻觉 Our brain decides to start hallucinating while we sleep.
这是大脑处理借息的一个过程 It's part of its housekeeping process.
出于某种原因 我们需要做梦 We need that to happen, for some reason.
但你在他们的梦里为什么这么坏 But why are you so mean in the dreams?
那是他们 的梦 跟我没有关系 It's their dreams. I have nothing to do with it.
你能理解吧 You understand that, right?
我想能吧 I guess.
我想我明天会待在家里 I think I'm going to stay home tomorrow.
那么 如果你需要我做饭什么的... So, if you need me to cook or something...
-莫莉是谁 -什么 Who's Mo‖y? What?
有个叫莫莉的人给你发了短信 You have texts from someone named Molly?
哦 她是经纪公司的助理 Oh, she's the assistant at the agency.
她在安排一通电话 She's setting up a call.
你从没提过她 You never mentioned her.
嘿 我是保罗 Hey, it's Paul.
我... 我只是打来问候一下 I... I was just calling to say hi.
好的 我们可以改天再说 Okay, we can do it another time.
我只... 只是想叙叙旧 是的 I just... just wanted to catch up. Yep.
没关系 好的 拜 No worries. Okay, bye.
拜拜 Byebye.
稍等一下 堡罗 Two seconds, Paul.
我在帮玛丽连线 I'm just trying to connect Mary to the call.
好 没问题 Yeah, no problem.
-嗨 保罗 -你是谁 Hi, Paul. Whds this?
我是莫莉 我刚在听着 It's Molly, I'm just listening in.
嗨 莫莉 你好吗 Hi, Mo‖y. How are you?
喂 大家都上线了吗 Hello? Is everybody on?
我在呢 特伦特 I'm here, Trent.
-嘿 玛丽 你上线了吗 -哦 特伦特 Hey, Mary, you on? Oh! Oh, Trent,
抱歉 玛丽刚给我发消息 她把链接弄错了 sorry, Mary just texted me and she had the wrong link.
恶梦教授被气到崩溃！ 抱歉 玛丽刚给我发消息 她把链接弄错了 sorry, Mary just texted me and she had the wrong link.
恶梦教授被气到崩溃！ . .
恶梦教授被气到崩溃！ 我们要开始了吗 Should we just start?
-嗯 是的 -喂 Um, yeah. Hello?
-嘿 你来了 -你们能听见我吗 Hey, there you are. Can you guys hear me?
能 保罗呢 Yeah. Paul?
我能听见 出什么事了 伙计 Yeah, I can hear you. What's going on, guys?
好的 这周过得很疯狂 Okay, hi. What a crazy week, right?
所以我们要改变策略 So, obviously, we have to change strategies here
来适应现状 to adapt to the current situation.
奥巴马的事还作数吗 Is Obama still a thing?
那可能会有所帮助吧 That might be helpful now, right?
啥 What?
奥巴马 你说你们要找奥巴马谈谈 对吗 Obama, you said you guys were talking to Obama, right?
哦 我是...奥巴马不用考虑了 保罗 Oh, I'm... Obama is not an option anymore, PauL
是的 不了 所以 保罗 我们...我们现在谈的是 Yeah. No. So, Paul, we're... we're talking about
180度大反转 必须重新考虑 a complete 180. We have to think fresh.
企业文化不会碰这个 风险太大了 Corporate culture won't touch this. It's too risky.
对 但我们从不同的地方 Yeah, but we are getting positive signals
还是得到点好消息 from a different venue. The whole,
我不想说另类右派 I don't wanna say alt-right,
但这种反体制的做法 but the kind of antiestablishment space,
(咖拿大心理学教授《人生十二法则》的作者) 有点像乔舟·彼得森的路线 you know, kind of the Jordan Peterson route.
是的 我们可以让你上罗根脱口秀什么的 Yeah, we can maybe get you on Rogan or something.
分享你遭到不公待遇的经历 Share your experience of being cancelled and just, like,
同时推销你的植物书 pivot that combo to the plant book.
备位 不行 我讨厌这个点子 Guys, no. I hate that idea.
呃呃 所以 我们想了解清楚 Uhhuh. So, just so we can understand you better,
你到底在反对什么 what exactly are you opposed to?
我不想挑起什么文化战争 I don't wanna be some culture war person.
我... 我... 我不想引起争议 I... I... I don't want to be controversial.
行 那好吧 Okay. Well, yeah,
这会和你的想法完全相反 this is gonna go right against what you're saying right now.
但我们认为本周有机会 But there is a chance, we think, to get you
-让你上塔克·卡尔森的节目... -塔克 on Tucker Carlson this week... Tucker.
到时有很多观众 So, that's a big audience.
考虑一下吧 不着急回答 Just think about that. Don't answer right now.
还有法国那边 保罗 And then also, there's France, Paul.
不知为何 他们都很喜爱你 For some reason, they love you over there.
即使做恶梦 他们也喜欢 Even with the nightmares, they love it.
没错 你在那边有个粉丝团 Yeah. You're building a fanbase over there.
我能做点什么慈善吗 Isn't there some type of charity I can do, maybe?
不 这很善意 但不行 No, that's sweet. But no.
这会显得做贼心虚 It míght seem apologetic.
-你好 -很好吃 谢谢 Hi. It's good, thanks.
-怎么了 -很抱歉 先生 What? I'm so sorry, sir.
我不想这么做 但有些人 I hate to do this, but there are some people that
不喜欢你在这里 aren't rea‖y that comfortable with the fact that you're here.
-好的 -嗯 Okay. Yeah.
嗯 既然他们不喜欢 Well, if they're so uncomfortable,
那他们应该离开 maybe they should leave.
嗯 是的 可是... Um, yeah, but...
我在好好地吃饭 I'm just enjoying my meal.
我什么都没说 也没做 I haven't said or done anything.
好吧 我想我可以告诉他们 Right. I mean, I guess I could tell them
-你就要离开了 或者... -我为什么要离开 you're about to leave, or... Why should I leave?
我又没违反你的任何规定 I haven't broken any of your rules, have I?
-确实没有 -很好 I mean, no. Well, great.
-那不就得了 -那行吧 Then that's that. Uh, yeah, I guess.
好的 Okay.
嘿 嗨 Hey, hi.
你能帮个忙 别在这里吃吗 Would you do us a favor and just wrap that up?
没人希望你在这里 伙计 Nobody wants you here, man.
嗯 我不走 Well, I'm staying.
-你确定吗 -确定 我要好好地享用美食 Are you sure about that? Yeah, I'm going to enjoy my food
吃完了再走 好吗 and leave when I'm done, okay?
好的 Okay.
(蓝色清晨 由F.J 麦克马洪演唱) (EARLY BLUE BY F.J. MCMAHON PLAYING)
∮当我知道它很快就会发生时 ∮When I know It will happen soon
∮蓝色的清晨 明早来我的房间 ∮Early blue come To my room next morning
∮我会试着去睡觉 但这行不通 ∮And I'll try to go to sleep But it won't work
∮我得去看看我的朋友 ∮I'll have to see My friends
∮他们去哪里 ∮Where they go
∮他们知道什么 ∮What they know
∮我逃跑了 ∮And I run away
听着 也许你该更积极主动一点 Listen, maybe you need to be more proactive about this.
什么意思 What do you mean?
发表公开声明什么的 Make a public statement or something?
-或许你该道歉 -我该道歉 Maybe you should apologize. I should apologize?
你看看我的脸 Take a look at my face for Christ's sake.
嗯 只是为了让别人不再烦你 不再烦我们 Well, just to get people off your backm off our backs.
不 那太荒谬了 我才不干 No, that's ridiculous. I'm not gonna do that.
不只是你遭殃 我也差点丢了工作 You're not alone in this. I almost lost my job.
完全没这个必要 Which is completely uncalled for.
苏菲在学校被欺负 Sophie is being picked on at school.
汉娜也很沮丧 Hannah ís depressed.
我们半夜会接到骚扰电话 We get weird phone calls in the middle of the night.
还有人闯进了我们家 Someonem someone broke into our house.
那我们就让恐怖分子得逞吗 So, we're just gonna let the terrorists win?
就算我道了歉 谁又能保证会有所改善呢 Who's to say anything will be different if I do apologize?
哦 所以你基本上是选择让我们 Oh, so, basica‖y, you're just choosing for us
过得更惨 to be more miserable.
你能... 你能他妈闭嘴吗 Would you... would you fucking stop?
嘿 Hey!
家长之间似乎达成了共识 It seems like there's consensus amongst the parents,
如果这个要求不算过分 and if it's not too much to ask,
我们希望你们别来参加 we'd like you to sit this one out.
但这个要求很过分 But it is, it is too much to ask.
太荒唐了 这是她的重要时刻 It's ridiculous. This is a huge moment for her.
我当然会去 Of course, I'm going to be there.
保罗 别这样 Paul, please.
什么 他们在驱逐我们 我应该 What? They're imposing an exile. Am I supposed
-默默接受吗 -别这么夸张 to just accept that? Don't be so dramatic.
我们会找人录下来 We'Il get someone to record it, okay?
你们能... 嗯 你们能看到的 You'll... Um, you'll get to see it.
只是不在现场而己 Just not in the room on the night.
你知道我有博士学位吧 You're aware that I have a Ph.D., right?
-知道 -而你是学士 Yes. And you, B.A.?
-硕士 -我想说的是 M.A. What I'm saying is,
我还轮不到你来教育 I don't need your opinions on pedagogy.
好吧 我明白你很想去 Okay, I understand that you want to be there.
但目前大 多数家长都不想你去 But at... at this point, the majority of the parents don't.
他们担心自己的孩子感到不安全 They're worried their kids will feel unsafe, and obviously,
显然这不是完全没有根据 that's not, you know, completely unwarranted.
我们何不各退一步... Why don't we make it easier on everyone and you just...
你为什么胳膊肘往外拐 珍妮特 Why don't you take my side, Janet?
你想表明观点 Sophie shouldn't have to be punished
不该让苏菲因此遭罪 just because you want to make a point.
别拉我们一起陪葬 Don't make us a‖ die on your hill.
嗨 抱歉打扰你们 Hi. Sorry to bother you.
那辆写着 "废物” 的车是你的吗 Do you own that car that says, "Loser"?
是的 Yes.
我该从何说起呢 Where do I begin?
先从这个开始吧 Let me start with this.
对不起 I'm sorry.
抱歉我没有早点做出声明 I'm sorry, I didn't address this earlier.
对于那些做了这种可怕恶梦的人 I'm sorry to anyone who's had one of those terrible,
我感到十分抱歉 terrible nightmares.
我之所以这么难过 The reason why I'm so emotionally distressed
是因为我自己也做了一个恶梦 right now is because I had one myself.
我经历了你们很多人一定经历过的事... I've experienced what so many of you must have experienced...
被一个长得像我的人 being violently attacked and abused
暴力袭击和虐待 by a man who looks like me.
我必须强调 那个人不是我 I have to stress, that man is not me.
我现在在现实生活中说着话 And I speak now from actual lived experience.
我是你们的一员 I'm one of you.
我在生活中被诋毁 在梦中被困扰 I've been vilified in my life, haunted in my dreams.
我的存在遭人嫌弃 My mere presence upsets people
却并不是因为我真的做了坏事 and not because I've actually done anything.
而是因为大家想象我做了坏事 But because people imagine I've done things.
我为此受到惩罚真的公平吗 Is it rea‖y fair that I should be punished for that?
难道我不是这个现象的最大受害者吗 Am I not the biggest victim in this whole phenomenon?
看看它是如何影响我的生活的 Just look at how it's affecting my life!
而是因为大家想象我做了坏事 But because people imagine I've done things.
我真的要跳楼了 I'm actually gonna have to kill myself.
我为此受到惩罚 Is it really fair that
真的公平吗 I should be punished for that?
-他在干什么 -难道我不是 What is he doing? Am I not the biggest
这个现象的最大受害者吗 victim in this whole phenomenon?
该死 Fuck.
简直是又虚伪又自私 It was completely insincere and selfserving.
什么 哪部分 What? Which part?
全部 All of it.
太丢脸了 保罗 It's embarrassing, Paul.
做你老婆真是丢脸丢到家了 It's embarrassing to be married to you right now.
谢谢你收留我 Thanks for letting me sray.
没事 嗯 只是提个醒 Yeah. Uh, just a heads up.
我老婆不太喜欢这个主意 My wife's not too hot on the idea,
所以如果可以的话 你就睡地下室吧 so I think it's gonna be in the basement, if that's okay.
什么气味 What's the smell?
我想是丙烷罐 I think that's the propane tank.
我会开 一扇窗 I'll crack open a window.
我... 我就不能睡楼上的沙发吗 I... I can't just sleep on the couch upstairs?
对不起 伙计 I'm sorry, man.
如果有什么需要 就发消息给我 我会下来的 If you need anything, just text me, I'll come down.
-谢谢 -好的 Thanks. Okay.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me. Sir.
我来看我女儿 她在舞台上 I'm seeing my daughter. She's on stage.
你是马修斯先生吧 You're Mr. Matthews, right?
-不是 -你不是保罗.马修斯吗 No. You're not Paul Matthews?
不是 No.
叫保安 Call security.
你不能来这里 保罗 You can't be here, Paul.
让我看下 我会在结束前离开 Let me just watch, I'll leave before it's over.
-我以为我们说好了的 -拜托 I thought we had an agreement. Come on.
我只想看几分钟 I just want to watch for a few minutes.
-请别越界 -太荒谬了 Respect our boundaries. This is ridiculous.
-让我进去 -保罗 Let me in. Paul!
他袭击了我 He attacked me.
他... 保罗.马修斯袭击了我 He... Paul Matthews attacked me!
这是个意外 It was an accident.
她不让我进来 She wouldn't let me in.
我只想看看我女儿 I just want to see my daughter.
她不让我进来 She wouldn't let me in.
这是个意外 It was an accident.
我只想看看我女儿 I just want to see my daughter.
-嘿 停下 -不 这是个意外 Hey, stop. No, it was an accident.
这是个意外 苏菲 这是个意外 It was an accident. Sophie, it was an accident.
别动 Hold it!
苏... 苏菲 这是个意外 So... Sophie, it was an accident.
放开我 放开我 Get off me! Get off of me!
一个普通人 An average man,
一场文化冲击 a cultural sensation,
一个美梦变成恶梦 a dream turned into a nightmare.
有一段时间睡觉意昧着 For a period, going to sleep
可能会遭到这个人的虐侍 meant risking abuse from this man.
虽然我们仍然不清楚 Though we still don't understand how
这个现象是如何开始的 又为何突然结束 this phenomenon started or why it suddenly stopped,
但我们可以放心 他在去年秋天 We can rest assured that after violently attacking
袭击了一名中学教师之后 a middle school teacher last fall,
保罗.马修斯连同我们集体的梦 Paul Matthews disappeared from the public eye
一起从公众视线中消失了 and our collective dreams, all together.
但保罗的事情给梦科学的革命 But through the case of Paul came one silver lining,
带来了曙光 a revolution in dream science.
现在忘记恶梦和入梦宝一起 So now forget the nightmares and experience a positive way
体验一场愉快的梦之旅 of dream travel with Norio.
欢迎来到梦之屋 Welcome to the Dream House!
梦之屋 欢迎来到梦之屋 Welcome to the Dream House!
这里是梦之屋 This is the Dream House
入梦宝做梦团队 . 这里是梦之屋 This is the Dream House
入梦宝做梦团队 . 位于好莱坞山顶 on top of the Hollywood Hills,
. 进入你的梦 入梦宝做梦团队 . 位于好莱坞山顶 on top of the Hollywood Hills,
. 进入你的梦 . 位于好莱坞山顶 on top of the Hollywood Hills,
. 进入你的梦 . 这里会有大事发生 Where the next big thing is happening,
. 进入你的梦 . #梦中红人 这里会有大事发生 Where the next big thing is happening,
行程持续三分钟 . . #梦中红人 这里会有大事发生 Where the next big thing is happening,
行程持续三分钟 . . #梦中红人 广告将走进梦里 ads in your dreams.
行程持续三分钟 . . 广告将走进梦里 ads in your dreams.
“梦中红人" 或 “心灵广告人” "Dreamfluencers," or, like, "mindvertisers."
我想还没有宫方头衔 I don't think there's like an official title yet.
嗯 我认为社交媒体的时代结束了 Well, I think social media is over.
如果你能在人们的脑海中 Like if you can promote a song or a product actually
推广一首歌或产品 那效果卓群 in someone's head then that's, like, way more powerful.
如果一个人能进入别人的梦境 If one man could enter other people's dreams,
免费推广模式 如果一个人能进入别人的梦境 If one man could enter other people's dreams,
在梦里分享产品 免费推广模式 如果一个人能进入别人的梦境 If one man could enter other people's dreams,
在梦里分享产品 . 如果一个人能进入别人的梦境 If one man could enter other people's dreams,
在梦里分享产品 . 我们难道不能吗 couldn't any of us?
进入你喜欢的梦骧 . 我们难道不能吗 couldn't any of us?
进入你喜欢的梦骧 . 一位科学家开始寻找一种方法 One scientist set out to find a way.
进入你喜欢的梦骧 随时随地开启梦之旅 一位科学家开始寻找一种方法 One scientist set out to find a way.
我们不得不重新考虑整个领域 We had to rethink the whole field.
意识比我们想象的要复杂 Consciousness is more complex than we thought.
布莱恩·伯格 (入梦宝CEO) 意识比我们想象的要复杂 Consciousness is more complex than we thought.
布莱·伯格 (入梦宝CEO) 二元论是对的 荣格也是对的 Dualism was right. Jung was right.
有一种集体潜意识 There is a collective subconscious.
保罗·马修斯证朋了这一点 即使是偶然的 Paul Matthews proved that, even if accidenta‖y.
没有他就不会有入梦宝 The Norio would definitely not exist without him.
布莱恩·伯格是入梦宝的发明者 Brian Berg is the inventor of the Norio,
入梦宝 布莱恩·伯格是入梦宝的发明者 Brian Berg is the inventor of the Norio,
入梦宝 一个能让梦之旅成为可能的设备 a device that makes it possible to dream travel.
耐用 . 入梦宝 一个能让梦之旅成为可能的设备 a device that makes it possible to dream travel.
耐用 超柔软 . 一个能让梦之旅成为可能的设备 a device that makes it possible to dream travel.
耐用 超柔软 轻便 . 一个能让梦之旅成为可能的设备 a device that makes it possible to dream travel.
这就像冥想或催眠 It's like meditation or hypnagogia.
利用神经技术 Using neurotechnology,
入梦宝能让你探访任何人的梦 the Norio a‖ows you to visit anyone in their dreams.
他看起来只是在休息 It may look like he's just resting.
但此刻布莱恩正在一个 But right now, Brian's inside the dream
韩国某少年 . . 但此刻布莱恩正在一个 But right now, Brian's inside the dream
韩国某少年 . . 19岁的韩国少年的梦里 of a random 19yearold boy in South Korea.
韩国某少年 . . . .
倍几爽 It's refreshing.
我觉得如果有人在评判它 I feel like if people are judging it,
那是他们不懂其中奥妙 then they don't really understand it.
这并不奇怪 It's not weird.
我们只是会在你的梦里停留片刻 It's just like, we're gonna be in your dream for a brief moment.
我们会展示一些商品 We're gonna showcase some merch
或放点热歌 说点事情 or play a hot new track and say a few things
然后出来 就这样 and then we're out. That's it.
保罗·马修斯让许多人对梦之旅 Paul Matthews left many skeptical
持怀疑态度 about dream travel.
但入梦宝保证不会出现恶梦 But the Norio has a nonightmare guarantee.
. 需得到热情同意 . 但入梦宝保证不会出现恶梦 But the Norio has a nonightmare guarantee.
. 需得到热情同意 保证无恶梦 . 但入梦宝保证不会出现恶梦 But the Norio has a nonightmare guarantee.
. 需得到热情同意 保证无恶梦 . 没得到热情同意 Without enthusiastic consent
. 只做美梦 . 没得到热情同意 Without enthusiastic consent
. 只做美梦 . 梦就会终止 the dream will simply be terminated.
. 只做美梦 终结坏心情 . 梦就会终止 the dream will simply be terminated.
终结坏心情 . 人们总是会用保罗·马修斯的事 I mean, people always use Paul Matthews as
人们总是会用保罗.马修斯的事 I mean, people always use Paul Matthews as
作为警醒 the cautionary tale.
要是没有他可能也不会有这个行业 Okay, this industry might not exist Without him.
而且 他还是一个反面教材 But also, he put such a negative stamp on it.
他利用这个能力来恐吓别人 It's kind of insane that he harnessed a‖ of this power,
有点不太理智 just so he could terrorize people.
好的 Okay.
啊 真不错 Ah. Nice.
好的 姑娘们 想去看看卧室 Okay, girls, wanna look at the bedrooms
瞧瞧喜欢哪间吗 and see which ones you like?
我不喜欢 I don't like it.
麻烦去看看卧室 Go look at the bedrooms, please.
我的朋友曾经做过那些梦 So, my friend actually used to have those dreams.
至少她是这么说的 Or so she claimed, at least.
呵 是啊 Oh. Ha, yeah.
发生了什么 它们就这么停止了吗 或是... So, what happened? Like, they just stopped or...
我感觉有段时间没听说这件事了 I just feel like I haven't heard of them in a while.
我也不知道 Yeah. I don't know.
想必大家没再梦到我了吧 People stopped having them, I guess.
就算我现在听说的 也大多是国外的事 If I hear anything now, it's mostya abroa .
什么气味 What's the smell?
哦 我听说前屋主喜欢养大型动物 Oh, I was told that the old owners were bif animal lovers.
相信气味很快就消散了 I'm sure it'll air out in time.
嘿 我趁机问下 Um, hey, before you leave,
你们最近在家里见过那个叫克里斯的家伙吗 have you seen that guy Chris around the house lately?
嗯 见过 Um, yeah. Yeah.
大约一周前 Maybe, Iike, a Week ago, I think.
-他经常来吗 -那倒不是 Is he here often? I mean, not really.
他留下过夜了吗 Does he stay over?
我想没有 I don't think so.
汉娜 他过夜了吗 Hannah, does he stay over?
我不知道 I don't know.
-再见 爸爸 -再见 Bye, Dad. Bye.
-爱你哦 -爱你 Love you! I love you.
我会从法国给你带些好东西回来 I'll bring you back something cool from France.
-嗨 -嗨 Hi.Hi.
地方怎么样 How was the place?
是的 挺好的 Yeah, you know, it was nice.
-位置不错 -那就好 Good location. Good.
我觉得苏菲不太喜欢那里 I don't think Sophie really liked it.
她一直问 "为什么不搬回来和我们一起住” She kept asking, "Why don't you just move back in with us?"
是啊 Yeah.
房价也还行吗 And costwise, good?
有奥斯勒大学的遣散贾 You know, between the settlement
和出书合约 我应该没问题 from Osler and the book deal, I should be fine.
-不成问题 -那就好 More than fine, actually. Okay, great.
对了 你最近有没有梦到我 Have you been seeing me in your dreams lately, by the way?
没有 你为什么一直问 No. Why do you keep asking?
只是好奇 I'm just curious.
-糟糕 我迟到了 -你要去唧几 Shit, I'm late. Where are you going?
我和出版商打了通电话 Well, I've got a Zoom call with the publisher.
他们想扩大签售会 They're trying to expand the tour.
我可能要在巴黎呆整整一个月 I might be a whole month now in Paris.
-太I疯狂了 -太好了 It's crazy. That's exciting.
我想在你离ˉ开之前我都见不到你了 I guess I won't see you before you leave, then?
我四天后走 我可以顺道过来 I leave in four days. I can swing by.
没关系 等你回来了我们再见 No, it's fine. I'll see you when you're back.
好的 Yeah. Okay.
再见 Bye.
再见 保罗 Bye, Paul.
嘿 保罗 Hey, Paul.
我喜欢你穿的这双鞋 I love those on you.
来吧 试试跟我跳舞 Hey, come on, try them out. Dance with me.
滚出去 Get out.
-滚出去 -不 试试跳舞 Get out! No, no, try to dance.
请别打迪伦 Please don't hit Dylan.
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哦 该死 我重来一遍 抱歉 Oh, fuck, let me just take that again. I'm sorry.
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-哦 该死 -等等 Oh, fuck. Wait a minute.
在哪儿... Where's the...
首先是一本叫《莫格街》的杂志 So, first up is a magazine called Rue Morgue
写的都是神话 邪教 恐怖片之类的东西 They write about myths, cults, horror movies, stuff like that.
你带了这本书的副本吗 Did you bring a copy of the book?
没有 直接送去了店里 No, no. It's going straight to the stores
我们会在店里看到 and we'll see it there.
你能戴上它吗 Can you put it on for me?
嗯 还是不必了吧 Uh, I'd rather not.
不 我只是不想戴 No, it's just, I don't Want to.
你不想 You don't want to?
这手套很酷 我觉得你应该戴上 The glove is cool and I think you should wear it.
我能拒绝吗 Can I say no?
拜托 这很合适 Come on. It makes sense.
你是恶梦男 戴上超酷的 Yiu are nightmare guy, it's totally cool.
放空思绪 Clear your mind.
这是最重要的一步 And this is the most important step.
为你的探访设定意图 Set an intention for your visitation.
不 它还在店里 No, it's still at the store.
我想他们只是换了房间或别的什么 I think they just changed the room or something.
也许他们需要更大的空间 Maybe they needed a bigger space.
要想成功进入别人的梦境 To successfully enter someone's dream
需要勤加练习 is gonna require a lot of practice.
买下入梦宝只是第一步 Getting the Norio is just the first step.
你好啊 保罗 Ah, bonjour, Paul.
-你好 -哇 来了好多人 Bonjour. Wow, big turnout.
哦 不 那是另一个活动 Oh, uh, no, that is for the other event.
我... 我...我很抱歉 I... I... I'm so sorry.
发生了冲突 There was a conflict.
嗯 他们不得不把你的位置移到楼下 Um, they had to move you downstairs,
来吧 这边 but come, come, this way.
看吧 就是这里 Voila. This is it.
-是那本书吗 -嗯 Is that the book? Hmm.
我还没看过它的实体本 I haven't actually seen a physical copy of it yet.
好的 Okay.
哇 好薄 Wow. It's so thin.
肯定是翻译把内容变短了 Must have gotten shorter in translation.
他们连书名也改了 They changed the title, too?
《 我是你的恶梦 》 I Am Your Nightmare.
-不是这个书名吗 -不是 Thatm that is not the title? No.
应该是 《 梦想情景 》 It was supposed to be Dream Scenario.
不过我想... 问题不大 But this is... this is fine, l guess.
是的 没啥... 没啥问题 Yeah, it's... it's fine.
说不定能让书更畅销 It probably works better for the demographic.
我要写给谁 Who do I make it out to?
妈的 Fuck!
-该死 -肏 Shit. Fuck.
你没事吧 吉恩 Are you all right? Jean!
妈的 他去哪儿了 吉恩 Fuck, where'd he go? Jean!
肏 Fuck.
大家好 我是利亚姆 今天 我要教你们 Hey guys, it's Liam. Today, I'll be teaching you
如何使用入梦宝进入别人的梦 how to enter someone else's dream using the Norio.
将其当做冥想 Think of it as a meditation.
闭上眼睛 放松身体 Close your eyes, relax your body,
高度集中注意力 去想你想要进入其梦境的 and hyperfocus on the person whose dream
那个人 you're trying to enter.
试着选一个会欢迎你的人 Try to pick someone who welcomes your presence,
不然这件事 or else this whole thing
难以成功 Will be pretty much impossible.
一旦你锁定了你的梦侣 So, once you have your dreamer locked in,
剩下的就交给入梦宝... the Norio will do the rest...
我多希望这是真的 I wish this was real.
Here where you are standing
The dinosaurs did a dance
The Indians told a story
Now it has come to pass
The Indians had a legend
The Spaniards lived For gold
The white man came And killed them
But they haven't Really gone
We live in the city Of dreams
We drive on The highway of fire
Should we awake
And find it gone
Remember this Our favorite town
From Germany and Europe
And Southern U.S.A.
They made this Little town here
That we live in to this day
The children of the white man
Saw Indians on TV
And heard about the legend
How their city was a dream
We live in the city of dreams
We drive On the highway of fire
Should we awake
And find it gone
Remember this Our favorite town
The Civil War is over
And World War One and Two
If we can live together
The dream it might come true
Underneath the concrete
The dream is still alive
A hundred million lifetimes
A world that never dies
We live in the city of dreams
We drive On the highway of fire
Should we awake
And find it gone
Remember this Our favorite town
We live in the city of dreams
We drive On the highway of fire
Should we awake
And find it gone
Remember this Our favorite town 4'